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Boyfriend Number Two

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m going to assume that everyone reading this has heard this dumb fuckin song. As you can guess, I’m very annoyed by this bullshit. This dude is obviously a square or a lame that has no idea what the fuck he’s talkin about. I’ve been playin the SIDE GUY or BF #2 role for a very long time, so here’s some game for you lame niggas that might be reading this:

1. If you’re BF #2, shut the fuck up whining about BF #1. If he isn’t doin half the shit you doin and you’re still BF #2, you’re doin it wrong, dumb ass.

2. Who gives a fuck if you don’t argue and fight? You’re BF #2, and you don’t have shit to argue about. You’re a JUMP OFF. Yep, girls have jump offs too. That’s exactly why you’re not BF #1 and you’re puttin in all that time and effort.

3. Learn the fuckin rules of bein BF #2. If you want to play that position, you don’t go out of your way to wife the brawd. Your job is to fuck her and that’s it. If you start to catch feelings, abort mission and go be somebodies BF #1.

Damn, I’m sick of these lame ass, whinin over somebody elses girl, skinny jean wearin, R&B, bitch niggas. Man the fuck up and stop cryin over somebody else’s bitch. As the Rock use to say, “Know your role and shut your mouth.”

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