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The Rules Of Bitches and Dogs (Part 1)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I just realized, I should be a fuckin psychiatrist / psychologist / counselor / preacher / teacher / the guy that doesn’t want to go to school for any of it at all.

If I had a degree, I’m sure I’d be making lots of money, minus the $50,000 or more that I’d have to pay back. Enough about my laziness and lack of a formal education. Lets talk about bitches and dogs.

Disclaimer #1: I use the word bitch a lot in this blog to refer to both women and actual dogs. I also use it to compare women to dogs, so go ahead and get your offended look on your face before you continue reading.

1. Why is it that women feel they can call men dogs all the time, but the word “bitch” offends them? A bitch is a female dog, and yes, plenty of women are bitches.

Fuck it, I’m laying all cards on the table and I’m going to speak some absolute real shit. Lets travel back in time before I was born.  Lets say 1920. Women had it good. They weren’t exactly allowed to work and the MAN was the bread winner. Having sex outside of marriage was a social taboo and having a kid out of wedlock was social suicide. Spankings were common and America had a lower murder rate. Now, lets fast forward to present day.

2. Women wanted the right to work. The fought for it, and they got it. So why the fuck are there still so many women looking for a man to take care of them? Some women are “independent” by mouth only, but not in reality. I’m going to tell you the difference between men and women on this issue. A man is not stupid enough to fuck up a good thing. Lets put it in perspective.

Husband: You stay at home, raise our kids take care of the house and I’ll do all of the working.
Woman: That’s not fair, I don’t want to be provided for, and I don’t want to raise our kids full time. I want to work 8 hours or more per day, and let school, day care, family, and friends raise our kids for 8 hours per day.
Husband: You ungrateful bitch!

So now, thanks to women, kids actually have 8 hours less personal time with their mother. So that leaves t.v., radio, friends, etc. to fill that 8 hour gap. Women actually figured out a way to spend 1/3 LESS time with their children.

I would like to say THANKS to stay at home moms because your kids will probably grow up to be something other than domestic terrorists.

3. So now that women are “independent” and have the right to work, they have their own money. There is nothing worse than certain women having money. A lot of women are irresponsible with money, no matter how much they have.  Now that women have their own money, they can get their own place. Now that they have their own place, they can have guy friends over.

In 1920, it was unheard of for a guy and girl to spend the night together without being married. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, it just wasn’t socially acceptable. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, times have changed, FOR THE WORST!!!

Back in the day, it was the IN thing to be a VIRGIN, find a guy, get married, have kids, live your life. Now lets look at the “independent” women’s movement on this issue.

The process seems to be: find a guy, if you like the guy, fuck the guy, if it doesn’t work, just repeat the process.  Didn’t that use to make you a whore or a slut to have sex with lots of different men? Why is the norm to meet a girl that has been with 5 men or more and NEVER been married?

Here’s some advice for you unmarried women that have slept with more than 1 man, and you’re not married.  The next time you call a guy a dog because he lied to fuck you, or fucked you and left, or got you pregnant and isn’t there…

Pause for a Dr. Phil moment…

Dogs fuck bitches. Bitches aren’t married, bitches mate with the dogs of their CHOOSING, and bitches have babies that the dog father won’t be there to take care of.  I’m talking about actual dogs, but at the same time using them as a metaphor for people (for the slow).

4. A man can’t be a DOG if there are no BITCHES. Let me expand on that. If YOU were to lets say… keep your legs shut until marriage, you wouldn’t be worried about: guys being dogs or being a single parent. You wouldn’t have 5 kids with 4 baby daddies. That’s what you call a BITCH. A female dog that goes around fuckin and getting pregnant.

5. The next time you see a women with 4 or 5 kids and NO husband… she’s a bitch… unless she had a good man that died or she left him. Other than that, she’s a female dog.

If you need more than one finger to count how many men you’ve been with… You’re a femal dog. Yep, that includes my family, friends, and girlfriend. That’s what dogs do (male and female), they fuck with no marriage commitment.

I wonder why females complain so much about there being no good men. There use to be tons of them, but you wanted to be “INDEPENDENT” and didn’t appreciate it when you had a world full of guy raised to respect, honor, cherish, and protect your stupid ass.

Now what you have is kids at school for 6 hours a day… Both parents at work for 8 hours per day. 10 hours of T.V. per day. All those voids telling YOUNG MEN that pimpin is cool. Women ain’t shit. Video games, T.V., and Music that makes them feel like fighting and killing is the way to solve problems. The parents can’t be there to monitor it or explain it, so your kid is being raised over 50% of the time by outside influence.

Yep, I said you neglect your kids 1/3 of the day, but when you add in 8 hours for sleep, its really 50% or more of the AWAKE hours. So for you women talking about how you have “raised” your kids to do right, shut the fuck up and stop kidding yourself. You’re basically just suggest shit. They spend more time with everything and everyone else than with their parents, but that’s the way ‘INDEPENDENT” women wanted the world.

6. Now I’m back to my original point and I have a few tips / hints / tricks / suggestions to help you out.  If you don’t want to end up with a dog, simply don’t be a bitch. Lets lay down some rules:

a) Don’t fuck until you get married. If the guy won’t wait around until then, so the fuck what? You already know what he wants if he’s not willing to stick around. Just keep your fuckin legs shut. Dogs can’t fuck if there aren’t any bitches around to fuck.

b) If you find a guy that wants to take care of you, even though you’ve fucked the starting line up for a basket ball team (5 guys), then consider yourself a LUCKY BITCH and take the time to stay at home and RAISE your fuckin kids.

c) Stop havin kids without being married. Whether you know it or not, most guys really don’t want to take care of another man’s kids. That significantly drops your value in most guys eyes. No, its not wrong, its the way life is.  When lions take over the pride, they kill the other male’s kids. Its nature. Its not my or any other man’s responsibility to take care of another man’s kids. Its YOUR responsibility to have enough respect for yourself not to have a kid with a guy that doesn’t want you or his kid.  Get the ring first. Dogs can’t make kids if they don’t have a bitch to make one with.

d) Stop letting everything and everyone else raise your kids. Spank them little bad ass bastards. There use to be an old saying, “You can beat them while they’re young or let the police do it when they’re grown.” Yeah, I support spankings. I was spanked and my parents were spanked. Guess when the world started to get fucked up? When women and gay people tried to ban spanking, prayer in school, and basically all out attack anything vaguely related to morals. Such as the 10 commandments.  Yeah, they’re in the Bible, but they are still 10 basic good rules to live by regardless of your religion. But like I was saying, spend more time with your kids and less time at the club tryin to find the next guy to fuck.

If you spend more time runnin the streets than you do with your kids, you’re a bitch. Simple as that. That’s what dogs do. They raise their kids for 6-9 months and let them figure the rest of that shit out on their own. Lets do some simple math.

If you spend 4 hours a day with your kid, it would take you 6 days to get to 24 hours. Lets see, 6 days to = 1 day. It would take you an entire month, just to spend 5 days with your kids.

5 days for every month is what you give your kids. 2 months out of the year is all your kids get. That’s only 1/6 of your time. Let me really make my point. Out of 6 years, you’ve only spent 1 year or actual time with your kids. Lets assume you live to see your kids turn 60. That means out of 60 years, you’ve only spent 10 of those years loving, caring, and actually RAISING your kids.

If you’ve never thought of it like that, you should. Your kids shouldn’t be spending more time with teachers, t.v., radio, friends, and video games than they do with their parents.

My entire point: Bitches give birth to dogs. Men are dogs because women are bitches. When they get together, they make more dogs and bitches. Don’t be a bitch and you won’t attract a dog. A man CAN’T be a dog all by himself.

Disclaimer #2: If this blog offended you in anyway, so what? If you’re the female referring to men as dogs, and you fit any of the above, you should check out my blog about attracting people that are just like yourself: How To Find A Good Man Or Woman – The Secret – Dogs are attracted to their own kind. They don’t chase after cats, they chase after bitches. By the way, if this doesn’t apply to you, then don’t take it to heart. I’m not calling all women female dogs. And yes, I am a dog, but only because I have bitches to be a dog with… LMAO

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