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Women, Dead Beat Daddies, and Homo Thugs

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m back with another life observation. Lets talk about HOMO THUGS. This shit is out of control. Back in the day, you use to know who was gay and who wasn’t. Now, every nigga on the planet is suspect.

I’ve posted a few times about how saggin got started by homosexuals in prison and these gay ass young niggas think that shit is cool. I’ve noticed it before, but never paid much attention to it until yesterday.  These two niggas were walkin across the street in saggin skinny jeans.

I guess they figured out a way to make some gay shit look even gayer than it already did. I’m not much of a Ras Kass fan, but he said this shit back when I was in high school. “If the next new fad was Hip Hop fag, half these niggas ah be dressed in drag.”

I’m startin to believe that shit. Let me tell you my problem with skinny jeans. Only WOMEN should wear pants that tight. Plain and simple. Men shouldn’t have to jump and down to squeeze themselves into their pants. I know some of us older people remember those comercials with the woman in the mirror trying to get her pants on. Replace her with some niggas and you have today’s youth.

I put the blame on WOMEN and DEAD BEAT DAD’s. There are actually some dumb ass women that I’ve met that thinks its the thing to do, havin a baby daddy or just bein a baby momma. That shit is dumb and get dumber everytime I hear that shit. As a matter of fact, I feel like I get dumber everytime I hear ghetto bitches talk about anything at all (recent 4th of July party).

If you bitches stop lettin niggas bust nutts in you and run off, you wouldn’t be raising a generation of fuckin HOMO THUGS. These little niggas are confused as fuck. They were born male, but only have female influence, so now they gangbangin in mommies jeans. Not a good look at all.

I predict that next thug move is gonna be open toed sandals and speghetti strap shirts. If your son is stealing your jeans from your closet, and you are reading this, and you are not a man, whoop that nigga’s ass right now.

With all that said, every parent that has a kid that rocks skinny jeans needs their ass whooped immediately. If your kid doesn’t have a job and you give them money to shop, that means you are investing in turning your kid into a HOMO THUG. Stop that shit immediately.

Back in the day, In Living Color did an episode where everyone was gay and the straight kid was the weirdo for being straight. That shit is going that direction now.

Ok, now for some preachin on this homo thuggery outbreak. I knew this shit was comin years ago. Not because I’m psychic. Not because I’m super smart, but because the Bible said so. Amazing how much stuff you find in the Bible if you read it. Its always dead on accurate.

Sodom and Gomorrah

Yep, it was the cities full of homosexuals that God destroyed. I always wondered why the story was there, but its deeper than the homosexuality.

“And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.” – Genesis 18:20-21

“Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;” – Genesis 19:24

If you want to read the entire story, Genesis 18 and 19. That’s not the only place its mentioned. Its mentioned later in the NT and a very interesting point is made.

“The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.” – Isaiah 3:9

“For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:” 2 Peter 2:4-9

For those of you not familiar, this entire chapter talks about the last days. It makes comparisons to the angels in Genesis 6 and Sodom and Gomorrah. The most interesting part is not in that body of the text that I posted. The chapter clearly refers to the end of the world. The part that puts it in real perspective is the very last verse.

“But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.” 2 Peter 2:22

For those of you that don’t understand that saying. It means, we don’t learn and we’ll do it again.

Damn I love how accurate the Bible is when it comes to prophecy. It won’t be long before they are parading through the streets again, just like in Sodom. Homosexuality is becoming the new straight, and you know exactly who I blame…


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Boyfriend Number Two

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m going to assume that everyone reading this has heard this dumb fuckin song. As you can guess, I’m very annoyed by this bullshit. This dude is obviously a square or a lame that has no idea what the fuck he’s talkin about. I’ve been playin the SIDE GUY or BF #2 role for a very long time, so here’s some game for you lame niggas that might be reading this:

1. If you’re BF #2, shut the fuck up whining about BF #1. If he isn’t doin half the shit you doin and you’re still BF #2, you’re doin it wrong, dumb ass.

2. Who gives a fuck if you don’t argue and fight? You’re BF #2, and you don’t have shit to argue about. You’re a JUMP OFF. Yep, girls have jump offs too. That’s exactly why you’re not BF #1 and you’re puttin in all that time and effort.

3. Learn the fuckin rules of bein BF #2. If you want to play that position, you don’t go out of your way to wife the brawd. Your job is to fuck her and that’s it. If you start to catch feelings, abort mission and go be somebodies BF #1.

Damn, I’m sick of these lame ass, whinin over somebody elses girl, skinny jean wearin, R&B, bitch niggas. Man the fuck up and stop cryin over somebody else’s bitch. As the Rock use to say, “Know your role and shut your mouth.”

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Niggas – A Rant

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I was out with my girl yesterday, and I had a fuckin epiphany. If you don’t know what that means, look it up. A while back, someone told me, “If you want to hide something from niggas, put it in a book.”

At the time, I didn’t think it was true, because I love to read, and I ASSumed that there were other black people that do the same. WRONG!!! I’ve met a few that actually read books besides ZANE and other black authors. ZANE is ok if you’re into fiction, but at least you’re reading. Personally, I’m into history, religion, philosophy, science, and some fiction. I like to educate myself on stuff other than fictional relationships and non-existant characters.

So, we’re sittin at the stop light and my girl says, “these niggas look ridiculous.” I turn to the right to look, and these niggas look fuckin ridiculous. These dudes had to be around 50 wearin stunna shades, backpacks, and some ridiculous fake bling. It already looks ridiculous when anybody does it, but when your grandpa starts rockin the same shit young niggas wear, its time to put an end to the bullshit.

I’ve heard and read the difference between niggas and black people, and I’m startin to believe that shit. White people don’t hold black people back, niggas hold black people back. Let me give you an example.

Exhibit A

Sad to say, but this is actually a decent picture of Lil Wayne, because he doesn’t have those ridiculous gold teeth in his mouth. My only 2 problems with Wayne are:

1. He sucks. I have no respect for a nigga that hires a ghost writer, then fires him, but still swags like he wrote Carter 1 and 2. Carter 3 was garbage compared to the first 2.

2. This nigga represents niggas all over the world. You may not agree, but he’s famous, and on t.v. for millions to see, so he’s a representative.

If a nigga wants to look like the predator, tat his entire body, and stay in and out of rehab, its cool wit me. Just don’t be the nigga in front of the t.v. camera givin people the idea, “that’s how niggas act.” Frankly, I’m offended at how these dumb ass young niggas and bitches jump on the band wagon, thinkin the shit is cool to do.

Exhibit B

Yeah, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:

1. If you’re not a gay prison inmate, pull your fuckin pants up. The shit ain’t cool and you look fuckin ridiculous. Why would you want to hang around other niggas all day with your ass hangin out? That by itself makes you a little suspect.

Exhibit C

Niggas that think its cool to GANGBANG… This shit is ignorant to begin with. Let me give you an example of how stupid the shit is. Here in Vegas, we have a gang called Gerson Park, and I’ve said this shit to plenty of Gersons before. These niggas was beefin with everybody at one point. Their hood was the projects in a certain part of town.

1. Why are you niggas beefin over a piece of shit part of town to begin with?

2. Why are you beefin over some bullshit property you DON’T own?

3. Why are you niggas hangin with bloods, but say cuz? I guess since you claim its kuz with a “k” its all good? LMAO

4. Did you feel stupid after all that bangin, years of shootin at niggas and gettin shot, the white guy that owned the shit just had bulldozers come and tear down your whole fuckin hood in one day? Now that’s gangsta. No gun shots at all. He just sent niggas and shut shit the fuck down.

Exhibit D

Loud ghetto bitches that always want to make a scene. Why the fuck does everybody need to know about what your 5th baby daddy did to piss you off, almost get you kicked out of your Section 8 project housing, and get your EBT card taken away?

You shouldn’t be proud to talk about any of that shit, and you definitely shouldn’t broadcast it to the world that you’re a fuckin loser with nothing going for yourself, because that’s exactly what that conversation sounds like.

Exhibit E

Niggas that can’t speak, spell, or read. Why the fuck do we have so many niggas that rap, but have no vocabulary, and absolutely nothin to fuckin talk about? I have a friend, and he can’t spell that good, and he can’t read that good, but he use to be addicted to crack. He’s clean now, and guess what the first thing he did when he got clean? He learned how to fuckin read and write.

He’s trying to better himself. Now, lets look at these dumb ass niggas runnin around sayin shit like “aks” and “worser” and last night on the news a nigga said he “saw flames gulffin over a building.” Nigga pick up a book. My girl thought the shit was funny, and I did too, but I was offended that they put this dumb ass nigga on t.v. And for those the don’t know, the correct phrase would have been, “saw flames engulf a building.”

If you don’t know what words mean or even what the word is, don’t try to sound intelligent because someone puts you on camera. Shut the fuck up, and don’t say shit. Keep the following in mind:

Even a fool, when he holds his peace, is counted wise: and he that shuts his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. – Proverbs 17:28

My dear brothers, take not of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak… – James 1:19

I’m done for now, but I’m sure I could go on all damn day about how ignorant these niggas are…


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Boys In Boy Shorts – A Rant

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Why does this shit always happen to me?

Last night, my girl was going out late, and I don’t like her to have to put gas in the car late at night.  So I rolled to the gas station with her to put some gas in the car so she’d be straight and not have to stop and do it.

I get inside 7-11 and of course the gay black dude is loud as fuck… Why the fuck are gay black guys so fuckin loud? Back to the story at hand… Him and his “friend” or boyfriend (I couldn’t tell) come out of the isle to the counter and got in line behind another black guy.

So, now I’m in line behind these niggas and these niggas are saggin their pants with boyshorts on. WTF? Why the fuck are grown men wearin boy shorts? Not only that, these niggas had on little ass shirts to make sure you could see the shit.  This shit was so wrong on so many levels.

The nigga behind me just kept shakin his head.  At this point I’m just waitin to pay for the gas.  I do that, walk outside and these niggas have matchin cars.  Maybe that’s just coincidence, but completely gay.

Where the fuck did all these gay niggas come from suddenly? When I was younger, you didn’t see gay shit everywhere… Its a fuckin pandemic…

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Things That Annoy Me (Part 1)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m sure this is the 1st of many parts to come, but there seems to be a lot of stupid shit that goes on around here, so here are a few that annoy me.

1. Five Percenters. From what I understand, they only believe 5% of the Bible. What I’m not clear on is which 5% and if you think 95% isn’t true, why bother with the other 5%?

2. Black Greeks.  Last time I checked, Greeks aren’t black.  Who’s dumb ass idea was it to take African tribal dance and combine it with Greek letters?  I’m going to assume this shit started with Alexander the Great and his conquering of the known world.

3. Columbus Day. For those ignorant to the FACTS, he didn’t discover America.  How do I know he didn’t discover it? Because I READ… Lets see.  Native Americans already lived here.  How do you discover some shit that people already know about?  Leaf Erickson (the Viking Explorer) came here before Columbus.  In fact, the only reason the country is named “America” is because of a mispelling on a map.  It was supposed to be “Amerigo” after the cartographer Amerigo Vespucci. Why the fuck is Columbus famous? This nigga was at least 4th in line to get here.  There’s also evidence that the Egyptians might have been here long before that, trading with Native Americans…

4. The word “irregardless”. For you jackasses that use this word, STOP.  You sound stupid. The prefix “ir” means “not” and serves the same function as the word “un” such as in “undo” or “unapproved”.  Its used as a negative prefix. The word “regardless” means: in spite of. So when you say irregardless, its a double negative, and they cancel each other out… If you don’t believe me, I pulled this from for you:

“Irregardless is considered nonstandard because of the two negative elements ir- and -less. It was probably formed on the analogy of such words as irrespective, irrelevant, and irreparable. Those who use it, including on occasion educated speakers, may do so from a desire to add emphasis. Irregardless first appeared in the early 20th century and was perhaps popularized by its use in a comic radio program of the 1930s.”

5. The word “worser”. Why the fuck do black people always say this ignorant shit? There is no such word.  The word is WORSE no matter how bad it gets…

6. People who post threats online. Yeah, your dumb ass will go to jail.  Its considered a terrorist act. They’re not playin with you dumb fucks that like to broadcast your shit to the world.  Not only that, we know you not really gonna do shit… To quote my favorite rapper, Jay Z: “You should know, if you gon do somethin and you go to radio, we all know you frontin. They shootin, nobody dyin, somebody betta put somebody’s body on somebody’s irons sometime soon or somebody lyin, I aint buyin that shit ya’ll shovelin.” That applies to the Internet too.

7. “You feel me?” and “my nigga”. Its not the two phrases that annoy me, its just when you’re talkin to someone and every 2 words you have to hear, “you feel me?” or “my nigga”. Don’t fuckin speak to me if I have to listen to your 5 minute sentence that should only take 30 seconds to say… You feel me my nigga?

8. The U.S. Military.  Not all of them, just the stupid one’s that really believe they are fighting for our freedom.  How about this, if you leave everyone else the fuck alone, there wouldn’t be a need to fight for our freedom.  Just who the fuck is threatening our freedom anyway?  Terrorists? This niggas blew up 2 buildings in 2001 after your Government gave them $200,000,000… Then proceeded to let them in the country, learn how to fly planes, without learning how to land… I think the dumb asses at the top are more of a threat to freedom than any foreign person…

Not only that, hasn’t the military been blowin up all kinds of shit over there, trying to force democracy on the rest of the world, spending billions of dollars per year to blow up shit, then build it again, and we still have parts of America where people sleep on the sidewalk in tents… Greatest country in the world my ass.  Why the fuck are our (not mine lol) tax dollars being used to better everyone else’s country but ours?

9. Fuckin welfare bitches that can’t stay off their fuckin back.  I can understand if you’re with someone and you have kids and that person dies and you can’t take care of your kids.  There’s no problem with needing help.  If you have worked all your life and you need help making ends meet, no problem there either.  What pisses me off is all these dumb ass bitches that keep fuckin, gettin pregnant, and sittin on their lazy ass collecting money.  Bitch buy some birth control or get your fuckin tubes tied.  If you’re offended, so the fuck what? If you are under 30 with 4 or more baby daddies… no fuck that, if you have more than 4 baby daddies, and none of them do shit for their kids and your stupid ass keeps gettin pregnant, you should be in jail for being an irresponsible parent.

Yep, I said the shit.  If you already have 1 kid you can’t take care of, keep your fuckin legs shut.  That also applies to kids 2-7. If you can’t afford to take care of yourself and the kids you have, you should be locked up until you have some fuckin sense…

10. People that ask me what am I talking about in response to a message they send me. Let me explain.  If you send me a message asking me a question, and I answer you, and you respond and ask me what I’m talking about, you’re a dumb ass person.  I NEVER erase the conversation when I reply, because people like me, go back and read the conversation in case I can’t recall what we were talking about.  So, maybe you should try scrolling your dumb ass down and reading the last thing you sent me…

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Computers and Dumb People

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I guess I have a somewhat interesting life, because dumb shit usually tends to flow in my direction no matter what I’m doing.

1. Last week, my computer screen goes out, and I had to borrow one from my friend’s dad.  Yesterday, he needed it back, so I go to the computer store to buy me a temporary replacement.

While I’m there buying the screen, DUMB (the sales guy) suggests that I get a diagnostic on my screen that blew out.  So I ask, “how much is it?” He tells me its $20.00 to find out what the problem is. So DUMBER (my best friend) says, “that makes sense, why don’t you just do that?”

Now my reply was automatic, and the sales guy thought it was pretty funny. “No nigga, that doesn’t make sense to pay $20 to find out what’s wrong with my broken screen, I know what’s wrong with it, its broke.”

DUMBER: “Why not just get it fixed?”
ME: “Because the screen I’m buying right now only costs $20 and its not broke.”

What is wrong with people these days? That’s my boy though, so he’ll be ok, I hope…

2. Now, for some other dumb ass shit that happened… I have a female friend that told me she wanted to kick it next week when her vistor leaves.  Cool… Enjoy your company and get back to me… Turns out she was talking about her period and it took me way too long (all day) to realize what the fuck she was talking about…

3. Back in high school, this guy got pissed off at me and a few of friends because we were talking in class.  So this genius decides he wants to embarass us… So he makes a scene and yells, “You guys are so (he pauses for affect) ININTELLIGENT!!!” For those of you who don’t know, that’s not the correct word, its unintelligent. Now the class was just silent, but me, my guy friend, and the 2 girls in the back with us, just die laughing… The teacher started laughing too… There are about 32 people in the class, why the fuck were there only 5 of us that realized this nigga just made a scene only to sound stupid as fuck? The teacher says, “I think you mean unintelligent.” and the rest of the class died laughing at this idiot… I’m just glad he shut the fuck up for the next few days.

People, please don’t draw attention to yourself, especially if you don’t know what you’re talking about.  Think back to the scene in the movie Barbershop when they had the shellfish conversation…

4. If any of you missed the news… There was a dumb white lady that said 2 black men in a Cadilac kidnapped her and her daughter.  She supposedly was calling from the trunk of the car.  So I’m watching the news yesterday and this shit was hilarious… “Authorities immediately knew her story didn’t add up.” That’s some low key racist shit, if you haven’t caught on already. Why did these niggas have to be drivin a Cadilac? Why do authorities immediately assume she’s full of shit when she said black guys did it? Did niggas all of a sudden stop committing crimes and are no longer suspects?

Ok, so it gets funnier. This ladywas nowhere near where she called from.  In fact, she was at Disney World in Orlando, Florida. So the police just went there and arrested her dumb ass for making a false police report.

Here is where the story gets even dumber.  The news lady says this bitch is having financial problems, so she withdrew $12,000 from one of her many personal accounts to go to Florida.

How many of you with financial problems have an extra $12,000 just laying around in one of your many bank accounts that you can use? If I had an extra $12,000 I wouldn’t have any financial problems.  Turns out this brawd has over $300,000 in her accounts… I’m completely lost… What financial problems? Damn I hate rich people, always complaining about some bullshit… “I only have $300,000 left in the bank, I don’t know what I’m going to do.” Shut the fuck up… That’s what you should do…

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Young Girls, Sex Offenders, and MySpace

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m sure there are a lot of guys like myself on MySpace that have come across the profile of a girl that looks grown, her profile says 19 or 20, and she’s really 15.  Why the fuck aren’t laws harsher on lyin ass females.

Lets talk about something that’s true but fucked up.  If you’re a man, and you fuck a girl under 18 (16 in Nevada), and you get in trouble, you have to register as a sex offender, even if the girl lies about her age.

I think the girl that lies about her age should have to register as one too.  The law isn’t harsh enough on lying females. If a girl’s intent is to decieve a guy into thinking she’s older, and then he has sex with her, he should get the slap on the wrist, and she should do time or register as a sex offender.

The reason I posted this is because I just ran across a girl’s page that said she was 19, so I asked her how old she was really because some things didn’t add up.  She’s 15, and looks like she could be 20. Shit like that will get some guy in trouble, especially if she just decides to let him think she’s legal. Pretty fucked up…

What do you think?

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Fuckin Ridiculous

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I was proud of Obama up until today. In 2001, George W. Bush declared war on terror, and all Americans came together for a common cause.  Lets fast forward to 2009.  Our President just declared war on……………. Fuckin Pirates???!!!

Why did he declare war on Pirates? Now I guess the East India Trading Company will start building war ships again. For those that don’t know, that is the company that hunted pirates in the movies (Pirates Of The Carribean), and they are still in business today with other exports.

Ok, now that I got my Obama rant out, let me get my Pirate rant out.  Why the fuck did Pirates just vow to get revenge on the U.S.???!!! I feel like I’m living in a low budget movie that should be on the Sundance Channel. The President vs. The Pirates…. Fuckin Ridiculous…

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Gay Niggas – No Homo???

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ok, I’m sick of hearin niggas say gay shit followed by “no homo” and act like shit is all good.  If you don’t say gay shit, you don’t need to say, “no homo” after you finish talking.  For example, if a white guy called a black guy a nigger, then said, “no racism” it would probably still be offensive.  If ya’ll niggas claim to be straight, stop sayin gay shit, its as simple as that.

On to some other gay shit that ALOT of niggas do.  Saggin. Ladies, here is some background info on saggin.  It started in prison as a way for gay dudes to advertise their ass, then it made it to the street and now we have 2 generations of street niggas sportin gay prison fashion.  How can a nigga act hard with his ass out sayin “no homo?”

For the ladies out there that like straight men, you might want to keep an eye on any guy with his ass out, sayin gay shit. He is probably not the thug you think he is. Take a look at an OG that has been to prison, most of them don’t sag cause they know what it means, and you definitely won’t catch em sayin gay shit followed by, “no homo.”  Just some food for thought.

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