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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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Aliens, Angels, and God: What I Came To Believe

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

I guess I consider myself Christian, as far as having a title for what I believe. Although I’m reluctant to use the word. It has become a generic term that just about anyone can use. I’m a Christian in the sense that I believe that Jesus was the Messiah and died for our sins. I’ve been baptized and I read my Bible on a semi regular basis.  I still screw up a lot, but I’m not obsessed with a lot of things that most Christians are.

In fact, I’m the opposite of what most Christians appear to be. I’m not a prude. I love sex, and I believe there was a reason God created Adam and Eve naked, then told them to eat fruit and have sex. I don’t believe masturbation is a sin, and so far, no one has been able to point out in the Bible where it is referred to as sinful. I know the Bible like the back of my hand, and I will enlighten people from time to time about what it is, and what can be found in it. If people feel the need to share their opinion on something, I also have the right to voice mine, regardless if its offensive or not.

That’s enough of my personal rant. I’ll get to why I believe in God. My belief in God comes from personal experiences throughout my entire life. I’ve experienced the supernatural in many ways. Angels, demons, dreams, ghosts, etc. You name it, I’ve experienced it. What really led me to God was my belief in UFOs and Aliens. Sounds strange, but I was obsessed with Roswell and all of the other UFO lore for years. Not only was I obsessed, I wanted to be abducted.

Sounds crazy, a black guy that was into aliens and wanted to be abducted. Its funny to me now that I think about it. Sometimes you should be careful what you ask for.  I wasn’t abducted in the traditional sense, but something strange happened one night, and I didn’t need hypnosis to remember it. I remember it just like it is happening at the moment.

I woke up at 3:00 a.m. I remember looking at the clock because I had to get up for school, but I woke up early. What was strange is that all my lights were on because I loved the dark, and my t.v. was on too. There was a buzzing noise, a high pitched squeal, a bright light, and fear.  I’m not talking about regular fear, but supernatural fear. Some things were in the room. I felt like I was on my side, floating in the air. Three presences were behind me and one in front of me, outside of my window.  I was afraid to open my eyes, but I could just feel them.  Then the buzzing noise got loud, and it felt like something was drilling into my head.

At this point, it think its also important to note that I know I’m still in my room, but feel like I’m floating above my bed. For some reason, they couldn’t take me by force. All I could do was pray for what seemed like 45 seconds to 1 minute. I dropped back to my bed, opened my eyes, and my lights and t.v. were off, and it was 3:30 a.m. A full 30 minutes passed. I’m sure it can be argued that I just fell asleep and lost 30 minutes of time, but that doesn’t explain my lights and t.v. being off, the fear, or the feeling of things in my room. There is also a bump on the back of my head where they were “drilling”.

So now, I’m up, scared, and have turned on the light and t.v. I’m not speaking of the regular scared that you get in the middle of the night. This was different. I was scared until the sun came up.  I was shaken all day at school, and didn’t want to be in the house alone, even in the middle of the daylight hours. Something wasn’t right. My love for the dark had been replaced with fear, and even now, at 26 years of age, I can’t sleep in the dark. I can feel it. My girlfriend has seen me wake up out of a dead sleep because the lights were off and she is flipping through the channels and that stupid cable delay stops all sound and screen color.

Unlike some UFO abductees, I wasn’t excited about my experience because I knew something wasn’t right. For some strange reason, the first thing I did was try to find some explanation in the Bible, which didn’t come until almost a year later. I immediately knew that aliens weren’t exactly what they were pretending to be. What I felt was evil, and nobody can tell me any different. It wasn’t until I got to my Junior year in high school that I heard someone mention that Christians had to be invited in, and couldn’t be abducted by force.

That definitely catches my interest. Up until that point, my actions hadn’t struck me as significant. I spoke aloud that I wanted them to visit me. Well they did, and I didn’t like it at all. Later that same year, I learned that there were a group of people that believe them to be fallen angels or demons up to some kind of mischief. That seemed like a more valid explanation to me than intelligent beings flying across the universe to torment 9th graders in bed.

So now, as I’ve begun to study more about aliens, I do not believe they are beings from another planet. I honestly believe they are fallen angels up to no good at all. From the messages they deliver to abductees to the unwelcomed snatching, and sexual experiments that are reported, it all has an evil feel to it. As I start to grow spiritually, I also believe that these fallen angels were also responsible for a lot of myths and legends.

Ask yourself, what do the following “mythological” beings have in common: Fallen Angels, Vampires, Fairies, and Pagan gods.

1. All are immortal

2. All have supernatural power

3. All were interested in reproducing with humans.

4. None are all powerful.

5. Time loss is reported on some occassions when in their presense.

5. Prayer and religious items seem to protect people from them.

I could go on, but that’s what I honestly believe about aliens and fallen angels. They are the same thing. For those dabbling in the UFO area, I’d encourage you to be very careful. Not everything is what it appears to be. As much as people want to believe that everything can be explained, there are somethings better left alone.

One more interesting thing to point out. In the movies, the Matrix specifically, it makes a small reference to these supernatural creatures being “programs” not doing what they were designed to do. It seems that they always have ill will toward mankind in the movies. Aliens come down and destroy us in their wrath, usually without any provocation. Why is that? Maybe the answer was been in front of us for a very long time.

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.” – Revelation 12:12

He’s been preparing for his arrival and in the end times, they WILL come again.

“And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.” Daniel 2:43

“They” have to be something other than the seed of men, in order to be mingling with the seed of men. We will make contact, but who we make contact with is going to change the history of mankind and religion forever.

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You Just Never Know (Part 2)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Well its Wednesday, and again, you never know what a day may bring forth. I just found out my boy can turn pictures of people into comic book characters. I guess that takes all the work out of drawing the comics.

The crazy thing is, we’ve been talking about doing a comic book since high school, but neither of us has the patience to sit down and draw, and I can’t draw. LOL. So now the small delima. We need some girls that want to be turned into comic book characters.

If you’re interested, drop me a message. Hopefully you live in Vegas. LOL.

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You Just Never Know (Part 1)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Greetings people. I’m back again with another crazy tale from my crazy life. Its only Tuesday and my week has been more eventful than most people’s month.

Monday – Started out like any other normal Monday, except I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. So a friend of mine wants to put up her own website, and me being a great friend, I called my boy and he did a photo shoot for her on Friday. Fast forward to Monday.  She’s back over here running around half naked in shorts, just me and her. When I say half naked, take that shit litterally. She only had on these little ass shorts that her ass hung out of.

I know you want to know if I hit it. Well, no, I didn’t, surprisingly. Didn’t even try, but I did get a lap dance. I must be the only one that doesn’t pay attention to this girl. Friday, she shot some pics of her with a toy, had an orgasm in front of me, and it did absolutely nothing for me. I guess I’m not really into skinny chicks.

Tuesday – Another normal day except, as you guessed it, I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. Today, I decide I want my own social network just like MySpace, but with a twist. The whole goal is to help people launch their career. Yep, I’m a Nice Guy like that. I’m not even going to charge for it. I work fast, and those that know me, know if I have something in my head, I do it. Money isn’t really much of a problem when it comes to launching new ideas.  So I register my site at 9am, install the script by 11am, and by 1pm, www.YessurMedia.com is up and running.

I don’t officially launch until August, but its fully functional and you can sign up. For those of you who are career minded and want to pursue your talent, you should go there and sign up, FREE of charge. I have a bunch of changes coming, since its not even 24 hours old yet. Trust me, if you miss out on it, you’ll be pissed later. If you sign up now, you’ll be glad you did.

What I want to know from my readers, models, actors, rappers, etc… What would you like to see in a social network? What would make it beneficial for you to use? Much unlike Tom, you can actually get in touch with me. For now.

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Bitter Sweet Upgrades

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Yesterday, I thought I’d surprise my girl, so when she go off work, I told her I had a surprise for her. We went to Ultimate Electronics and walked around looking at T.V.s and that’s all. LOL. She was sooooooo mad. She told me she thought I was going to buy a new t.v. for the living room. I asked her was she surprised that I didn’t, and she said yes, but it was a disappointing suprise.

Next I drove to K-Mart where we have had a t.v. on layaway for a few weeks. My boy was supposed to get us a t.v. for real cheap, so I figured I’d just put one on layaway and if he came through, I could get my money back. If he didn’t come through, I could still buy another t.v. So last night, I told her we had to take the t.v. off layaway and wait a while before we got it.

The t.v. was nice 42″ Flat screen that hooks up to the computer, dvd player, cable, and various other devices all at the same time. She was pretty upset. When I got there, we noticed that the 40″ Flat Screen had a better picture quality, so I had the guy switch it out and I bought it. That really surprised the shit out of her. I spent all that time making her disappointed so I could surprise her with a brand new t.v.

I love it. I’m typing this on it right now. If you can afford to upgrade your t.v. and computer screen all at once, make the investment. You’ll never want another small ass computer screen again…

Now for the bitter part. I have to get rid of this big as computer desk and my wireless mouse doesn’t reach to my couch. I also have to buy a wireless keyboard and now I have to sit on the floor to use the comp. Oh well, here’s a pic of the new set…

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