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You Just Never Know (Part 1)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Greetings people. I’m back again with another crazy tale from my crazy life. Its only Tuesday and my week has been more eventful than most people’s month.

Monday – Started out like any other normal Monday, except I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. So a friend of mine wants to put up her own website, and me being a great friend, I called my boy and he did a photo shoot for her on Friday. Fast forward to Monday.  She’s back over here running around half naked in shorts, just me and her. When I say half naked, take that shit litterally. She only had on these little ass shorts that her ass hung out of.

I know you want to know if I hit it. Well, no, I didn’t, surprisingly. Didn’t even try, but I did get a lap dance. I must be the only one that doesn’t pay attention to this girl. Friday, she shot some pics of her with a toy, had an orgasm in front of me, and it did absolutely nothing for me. I guess I’m not really into skinny chicks.

Tuesday – Another normal day except, as you guessed it, I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. Today, I decide I want my own social network just like MySpace, but with a twist. The whole goal is to help people launch their career. Yep, I’m a Nice Guy like that. I’m not even going to charge for it. I work fast, and those that know me, know if I have something in my head, I do it. Money isn’t really much of a problem when it comes to launching new ideas.  So I register my site at 9am, install the script by 11am, and by 1pm, is up and running.

I don’t officially launch until August, but its fully functional and you can sign up. For those of you who are career minded and want to pursue your talent, you should go there and sign up, FREE of charge. I have a bunch of changes coming, since its not even 24 hours old yet. Trust me, if you miss out on it, you’ll be pissed later. If you sign up now, you’ll be glad you did.

What I want to know from my readers, models, actors, rappers, etc… What would you like to see in a social network? What would make it beneficial for you to use? Much unlike Tom, you can actually get in touch with me. For now.


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Question Of the Week – 07/11/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ok, lets make the question this week interesting, controversial, inflamatory, and just plain fun.

Back in high school a dumb nigga told me some smart shit, that I’ve never forgot. Are you ready for this small bit of wisdom?

“A female will always change her definition of a slut so it doesn’t fit her at the moment.”

That’s some deep shit, and this nigga ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, so this weeks question of the week comes from that bit of advice.

How many guys do you have to sleep with for free over your entire life, before it makes you a slut?

Most of you know my take on it. Whores are smarter than sluts because at least they value their pussy and get paid for it. I’m thinking sluts do it for free to feel better about not selling pussy, which doesn’t make a bit of sense to me.

I’ll drop one more hypothetical question in the mix.

If a girl fucks 20 guys in one week, and decides that kind of life is not right for her, so she become celibate and NEVER fucks again, but you’ve fallen in love with 20 guys over your entire life, had sex with them all, who’s more a slut if you’ve both had sex with the same amount of guys?

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Being Helpful or Being Stupid?

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Once again, I’ve managed to locate a few things in life that are stupid to say the least. I’m sure people that say it sound intelligent to some, but not really to me.

Remember The Band from Making the Band? If you heard the CD, then you heard Fred on the song “Fuckin With Me” This nigga said, “I’m a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope.”

Yeah, I actually heard people say that was tight. If you’re so fuckin stupid that you don’t realize you use a microscope to look at germs and small shit, you shouldn’t speak. This dumb nigga should have said TELESCOPE which is what you use to look at stars.

1. Speaking of stars, I keep seeing people post this shit on their profile, “shoot for the moon, if you miss, you’ll still land among the stars.”

Now for the stupid people posting this, stop it. If you’re goal is the moon, and you reach the stars, that means you have OVER ACHIEVED. We’ve been to the moon, but we’ve never been to a star. If you are capable of reaching stars (metaphorically) then why the fuck are you aiming for the moon, unless your goal is to UNDER ACHIEVE? Think about it, we measure the distance to the moon in miles. We measure the distance to stars in LIGHT YEARS. For those that don’t know what those are. Its the amount of time it would take light to reach from the star to earth. Light travels roughly around 187k miles per second.

2. If you know I’ve lost something, don’t fuckin ask me “where was the last place you had it.” There are only a few options. I don’t remember the last place I had it, that’s why I’m fuckin looking for it. And the other option is, Its not in the last place I had it, otherwise I still wouldn’t be looking for it. Usually the first thing you do is look the last place you had something. People always say this shit, as if its clever and it actually helps you find shit. How many of you have just found shit because somebody enlightened you with the idea of looking where you had it last.

3. While I’m on the subject. Don’t tell me that I’ll find something in the last place I look. I fuckin know that, because once I find it, there is no need to continue looking for it. So logically, wherever I find it, is the last place I look.

Ok, I’m done for now, just wanted to get that off my chest real quick. Just amazed how many stupid people know how to work a computer well enough to show the world that they’re fuckin idiots. LOL.

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I’m Convinced Women Will Wear Just About Anything

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

For those of you that don’t remember my blog, What Do Women, Herman Munster, Andre The Giant, and Santa Have In Common?, I talked about women’s fashion. Well, I’m back at it again. This time, women have gone and took us back to 100 A.D. and broke out the Roman Gladiator Sandals. If you’re not a 10 year old kid on Halloween, or Russell Crowe, you shouldn’t be rockin 1st century footwear.

I often wonder how bullshit like this gets popular. Does someone sit around and watch old movies and rock shit they thought was cool when they were kids. I’m sure every guy thought Pirates were cool at some point, but you don’t see us sportin eye patches and huge hats with feathers (pimps are an exception).

Women, some of you need to stop jumpin on the bandwagon and pay attention to where some of this shit comes from. If anything from 100 A.D. is coming back into style, that means people are running out of new shit and creativity. Next summer, I wanna see women in African Tribal Gear. Bring that shit back.

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Women, Dead Beat Daddies, and Homo Thugs

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m back with another life observation. Lets talk about HOMO THUGS. This shit is out of control. Back in the day, you use to know who was gay and who wasn’t. Now, every nigga on the planet is suspect.

I’ve posted a few times about how saggin got started by homosexuals in prison and these gay ass young niggas think that shit is cool. I’ve noticed it before, but never paid much attention to it until yesterday.  These two niggas were walkin across the street in saggin skinny jeans.

I guess they figured out a way to make some gay shit look even gayer than it already did. I’m not much of a Ras Kass fan, but he said this shit back when I was in high school. “If the next new fad was Hip Hop fag, half these niggas ah be dressed in drag.”

I’m startin to believe that shit. Let me tell you my problem with skinny jeans. Only WOMEN should wear pants that tight. Plain and simple. Men shouldn’t have to jump and down to squeeze themselves into their pants. I know some of us older people remember those comercials with the woman in the mirror trying to get her pants on. Replace her with some niggas and you have today’s youth.

I put the blame on WOMEN and DEAD BEAT DAD’s. There are actually some dumb ass women that I’ve met that thinks its the thing to do, havin a baby daddy or just bein a baby momma. That shit is dumb and get dumber everytime I hear that shit. As a matter of fact, I feel like I get dumber everytime I hear ghetto bitches talk about anything at all (recent 4th of July party).

If you bitches stop lettin niggas bust nutts in you and run off, you wouldn’t be raising a generation of fuckin HOMO THUGS. These little niggas are confused as fuck. They were born male, but only have female influence, so now they gangbangin in mommies jeans. Not a good look at all.

I predict that next thug move is gonna be open toed sandals and speghetti strap shirts. If your son is stealing your jeans from your closet, and you are reading this, and you are not a man, whoop that nigga’s ass right now.

With all that said, every parent that has a kid that rocks skinny jeans needs their ass whooped immediately. If your kid doesn’t have a job and you give them money to shop, that means you are investing in turning your kid into a HOMO THUG. Stop that shit immediately.

Back in the day, In Living Color did an episode where everyone was gay and the straight kid was the weirdo for being straight. That shit is going that direction now.

Ok, now for some preachin on this homo thuggery outbreak. I knew this shit was comin years ago. Not because I’m psychic. Not because I’m super smart, but because the Bible said so. Amazing how much stuff you find in the Bible if you read it. Its always dead on accurate.

Sodom and Gomorrah

Yep, it was the cities full of homosexuals that God destroyed. I always wondered why the story was there, but its deeper than the homosexuality.

“And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.” – Genesis 18:20-21

“Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;” – Genesis 19:24

If you want to read the entire story, Genesis 18 and 19. That’s not the only place its mentioned. Its mentioned later in the NT and a very interesting point is made.

“The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.” – Isaiah 3:9

“For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:” 2 Peter 2:4-9

For those of you not familiar, this entire chapter talks about the last days. It makes comparisons to the angels in Genesis 6 and Sodom and Gomorrah. The most interesting part is not in that body of the text that I posted. The chapter clearly refers to the end of the world. The part that puts it in real perspective is the very last verse.

“But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.” 2 Peter 2:22

For those of you that don’t understand that saying. It means, we don’t learn and we’ll do it again.

Damn I love how accurate the Bible is when it comes to prophecy. It won’t be long before they are parading through the streets again, just like in Sodom. Homosexuality is becoming the new straight, and you know exactly who I blame…

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Question Of The Week – 07/05/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Once again, I’m back with another question of the week. This time its something off the wall crazy…

If you really like a guy, and you have sex with him, would you be more offended if he said “thank you” after or if he leaves $20 on the table on his way out?

Quick story behind the question. I play around a lot and I told my girl, thank you, one day after she gave me head. She told me she doesn’t like when I say that, so I always say it now. LOL. I also told her that one day I’m going to stuff $20 in her mouth after sex, which she would be pissed about, but we laughed. Let me know what you think.

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Boyfriend Number Two

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m going to assume that everyone reading this has heard this dumb fuckin song. As you can guess, I’m very annoyed by this bullshit. This dude is obviously a square or a lame that has no idea what the fuck he’s talkin about. I’ve been playin the SIDE GUY or BF #2 role for a very long time, so here’s some game for you lame niggas that might be reading this:

1. If you’re BF #2, shut the fuck up whining about BF #1. If he isn’t doin half the shit you doin and you’re still BF #2, you’re doin it wrong, dumb ass.

2. Who gives a fuck if you don’t argue and fight? You’re BF #2, and you don’t have shit to argue about. You’re a JUMP OFF. Yep, girls have jump offs too. That’s exactly why you’re not BF #1 and you’re puttin in all that time and effort.

3. Learn the fuckin rules of bein BF #2. If you want to play that position, you don’t go out of your way to wife the brawd. Your job is to fuck her and that’s it. If you start to catch feelings, abort mission and go be somebodies BF #1.

Damn, I’m sick of these lame ass, whinin over somebody elses girl, skinny jean wearin, R&B, bitch niggas. Man the fuck up and stop cryin over somebody else’s bitch. As the Rock use to say, “Know your role and shut your mouth.”

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The World’s Oldest Profession

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’ve heard that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and it makes sense. It was around in Bible times, and it’s still around now. You only need 1 product and you can sell it over and over again, so the profit margin is ridiculous since you don’t even have to buy the product in order to own one. Unless you’re a man confused about your sexual identity.

After I wrote The Rules Of Bitches and Dogs, I really got to thinking. Bitches are endangering the world’s oldest profession. Men use to pay for pussy all the time. It was just a way of life. Now women just walk around giving it away for free because they have “feelings” for a guy. LMAO.

The only thing funnier than that is the women that think they are somehow better because they dont fuck for cash. Check the blog Sluts vs. Whores. Now, if you’re one of those girls walking around giving it up for free, what makes you any better than the girl getting paid? You’re definitely not smarter and it doesn’t make your morals more valuable. You’re both fuckin before marriage.

Why do the same women who talk shit about sellin pussy, go fuck a guy for free and act like they are some how better than a prostitute?

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Bitter Sweet Upgrades

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Yesterday, I thought I’d surprise my girl, so when she go off work, I told her I had a surprise for her. We went to Ultimate Electronics and walked around looking at T.V.s and that’s all. LOL. She was sooooooo mad. She told me she thought I was going to buy a new t.v. for the living room. I asked her was she surprised that I didn’t, and she said yes, but it was a disappointing suprise.

Next I drove to K-Mart where we have had a t.v. on layaway for a few weeks. My boy was supposed to get us a t.v. for real cheap, so I figured I’d just put one on layaway and if he came through, I could get my money back. If he didn’t come through, I could still buy another t.v. So last night, I told her we had to take the t.v. off layaway and wait a while before we got it.

The t.v. was nice 42″ Flat screen that hooks up to the computer, dvd player, cable, and various other devices all at the same time. She was pretty upset. When I got there, we noticed that the 40″ Flat Screen had a better picture quality, so I had the guy switch it out and I bought it. That really surprised the shit out of her. I spent all that time making her disappointed so I could surprise her with a brand new t.v.

I love it. I’m typing this on it right now. If you can afford to upgrade your t.v. and computer screen all at once, make the investment. You’ll never want another small ass computer screen again…

Now for the bitter part. I have to get rid of this big as computer desk and my wireless mouse doesn’t reach to my couch. I also have to buy a wireless keyboard and now I have to sit on the floor to use the comp. Oh well, here’s a pic of the new set…

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Question Of The Week – 06/28/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ok folks, its time for another Question Of The Week…

If you’re man wanted to bring another girl (threesome) into the bedroom, would you be willing to try it? Why or why not?

If you already tried it, how did it turn out? Did you enjoy it or did it cause problems?

Me and my girl tried it once. It was OK, but could have been better. The other girl was starting to catch feelings because I knew her already. That was a rule breaker, so we had to cut her off. Lately we’ve been negotiating again, so we might do it again depending on the outcome of our negotiations.

OK people, your turn. I want to hear from you.

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