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The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.

Foreplay

For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

  • If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
  • If a girl says harder, go harder.
  • If she says faster, go faster.
  • If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.

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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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Independent Women Are Full Of Shit!!!

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Damn, I’m always observing the strangest things about people, but mostly women. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, women don’t want real men, that’s why they attract boys, because a lot of them still act like LITTLE GIRLS.  On to the observations:

1. Women have NO IDEA what a real man is, and Independent Women seem to be the most confused of all.  I’ve heard women say, “a real man opens doors for a lady.” and on the other hand, I’ve heard, “a real man respects my independence.” If you’re independent, open the damn door for yourself. If you like being treated like a lady, I’ll open the door for you and won’t complain about it, because that’s what I do.

2. “A real man never puts his hands on a woman.”  In contrast, I say that a real woman should never put her hands on a man for any reason at all, no matter how mad you get.  Its very unlady like.  If you want to be treated like a lady, act like one.  I don’t hit women for any reason, but I understand some circumstances, like women with knives trying to do harm to a guy.  Knock that bitch out.

3. “A real man pays the bills.” If the independent brawd says this to or about any guy, she’s FULL OF SHIT. If you’re independent, it doesn’t matter if he pays bills or not because everything will be all good.

4. “I have my own money, and I don’t need you to do anything for me.” If that’s true, why do you start complaining after we’ve been dating for a while and I let you pay for your own everything, all the time.  Maybe you don’t know what Independent means?

5. “Can you rub my feet?” I don’t mind rubbing a ladies feet, but Independent Women shouldn’t have to ask that because they can rub their own damn feet.  Don’t depend on me to do it if you’re Independent.

Independent – not depending on anyone else for anything at any time.  Complete self reliance.

Either you are independent or you’re a lady.  Ladies want men to treat them like ladies and do things for them every once in a while.  Its not that you can’t do some things for yourself, a REAL WOMAN lets a man be a man. Independent women are too caught up in trying to believe they are independent when most of the time they aren’t.

If you say you’re an independent woman with a pay day loan, you’re full of shit.  You’re depending on someone you don’t know to lend you money.

If you say you’re an independent woman that is tired of being single, you are full of shit.  You want to depend on somebody for love.

If you say you’re an independent woman and you don’t own your own business, you are full of shit, because you are depending on someone else for your paycheck.

To all the REAL MEN, I say focus on the ladies and let the independent woman be independent and alone. Real women need real men.  Independent women need themselves.  That’s probably why I meet so many single, lonely, independent women.

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Women Are INSANE!!!

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Insanity – Trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

As I always say, the longer I live, the more I learn.  I like to observe life and analyze it to the fullest.  Yesterday, I had another conversation with an INSANE female.  It wasn’t my first, and definitely won’t be my last, and I’m sure a few INSANE brawds will read this.

“I want a thug.” or “I only date cute guys.” or “I only date nerds.”

I’ve heard women say that certain men “aren’t my type” but they are 30 and single.  Am I the only person in the conversation intelligent enough to realize, that if you’re single, obviously your type isn’t what you need?  I have no sympathy for women like that.  They deserve to be lonely and bitter.

If you judge a guy based on his looks or how thug he is, or how smart he is, instead of who he really is on the inside, and you get an asshole, you deserve every bit of it.  Flowers look great, but people with allergies shouldn’t have them in their house (think about it).

If it hasn’t worked for you yet, and you keep doing the same thing, you’re INSANE, so maybe you should try something different.  Being the sexiest woman on the planet won’t get you someone good on the inside, because you’re ugly on the inside.  “Birds of a feather flock together.”  That’s why you see groups of cute, ugly girls all over the place, and most of the time, they are just cute, lonely, and miserable.

Some women should really re-assess themselves and look in the inner mirror.  A lot of them are very UGLY on the inside, and that’s the kind of men that you will keep attracting, because no GOOD man wants a self centered judgmental woman that basis her world on outer appearances.  So to the women that say there are no good men left: There are good men left, but it takes a good woman to attract a good man, plain and simple…

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Women Don’t Want Real Men

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

As you get older, you start to understand a few things in life.  You do things you said you would NEVER do, and you learn that people don’t always say what they mean.

Women, for example want a guy that likes them for who they are inside (in most cases), but they put on make up to look different, heels to look taller (but very sexy), they have cosmetic surgery, get implants, wear push up bras, etc… in order to create what Chris Rock referred to as, “the visual lie.”

Women like to be lied to.  For example, if I tell 10 women I just want sex, chances are, only 2 (the real ones) will be game up front. Out of the other 8, you’ll get the following types:

Some that really don’t want sex (also real ones)
Some that do want sex, but don’t want to hear it up front (fake ones)
Ones that want you to be their man long enough to have sex (fake again)

If a guy really wants to have sex with a woman, he’ll lie and pretend to be everything she wants in order to get into her pants.  He knows that she wants to have sex, but that she doesn’t want to be honest with herself, so she fools herself into thinking its ok to have sex with a boyfriend, but not just some random guy that she doesn’t know.

NEWSFLASH: If a guy lies to you to get you into bed, and it takes him 3 months, you still don’t know him!!! You could have saved yourself 3 months of wasted time if you had just fucked him the first night… Congratulations, you get to move on and fuck the next guy, and the next, and the next until you find that right one… (see my blog Sluts vs. Whores)

If you’re one of those women that want a real man, just be real and say what you want up front because guys like myself that don’t want a serious relationship will respect it and tell you upfront, so that in the end, there are no hurt feelings, and no one feels like they were deceived.

Holla at ya boy when you want a real man…

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Sluts vs. Whores

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

This has to be one of the dumbest conversations I have with women, and for some strange reason, it happens on a regular basis.  Why is it that SLUTS look down on WHORES as if they are some how better, when in fact they are a lot dumber?

For example:  A whore has sex with 10 guys for $$$.  A slut will sleep with 10 guys because they “like” or “love” them.  The only difference is that the whore is SMART enough to get paid for doing something a SLUT does for free. LMAO

A slut can like a guy, sleep with him, then they break up the next week, and she’s on to the next guy, and so on.  At what point does a woman realize that she’s actually a SLUT? Is it after 5, 10, 20, 25 guys over her entire life?  I have a lot more respect for whores because they get $$$ and they don’t deceive themselves with self righteousness.

I’m not saying that all women are sluts or whores, but if the shoe fits, you know what to do with it.  I understand that MOST women don’t want to wait until marriage to have sex, and I love you for that. LOL.

And before it comes up, yes, guys can be sluts and whores too.  I guess I’d have to classify myself as a SLUT since I’ve never been paid for sex, even though, I’d like to become a WHORE just once. LMAO.

I love women that know what category they fall into and aren’t ashamed of it.  Its just a title, and if you’re offended, then stop being a SLUT or a WHORE, and you won’t have to worry about it.

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My Relationship Status

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ladies are always asking me about my relationship status, so I figured I’d go ahead and explain it.  To answer the question, yes, I have a girl, I have quite a few of them to be 100% real.  They all know about each other and some are even friends.

I don’t claim to be a player, pimp, mac, or any of those other cornball names that guys call themselves.  I’m just me and I like women.  God shouldn’t have done such a good job when He created them, then maybe I could get along fine with only one, but He did, and I can’t.

I like all types of women.  Big, small, short, tall, skinny, thick, dark, light, and white.  I really don’t discriminate when it comes women.  If you’re cool, then we can kick it.  If not, I don’t care how cute you think you are, I don’t kick it with boring, stuck up, women.

If you aren’t the jealous type, or you can deal with chillin with me as a friend without trying to start drama, we can definitely have a cool friendship.  If you’re looking for a man, I’m probably not the guy for you.  Just keepin it real.

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