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The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.

Foreplay

For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

  • If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
  • If a girl says harder, go harder.
  • If she says faster, go faster.
  • If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.

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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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How To Get Any Woman You Want – Reference Guide

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 28, 2009

I’m writing this blog for all of the guys out there that want to know the secret to getting any woman you want. Well, maybe not anyone, but for those of you who would like to become “ladies men” or enter the “player” occupation, there are a few things you need to know.

1. Confidence is a turn on to women. Being cocky to the point of being obnoxious attracts most women. Even women that don’t want to be attracted to you, will be. Just like dogs smell fear, women can sense when a man is less than confident about himself.

2. Dress the part. If you need to update your wardrobe, you should do so. The way your dressed isn’t always as important as you might think, but its better to be prepared than to be caught off guard.

3. Hygeine is very important in this game. Shower at least once a day or more if you can. Deoderant and cologne are a plus in everyday life.  Cool Water is old, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. There is something about Cool Water that drives women wild. Get some, but don’t leave it in the car or the smell changers.

4. Clean your place. If a woman is comfortable in your place, she’ll want to come back, but if it isn’t, I’ll definitely hear the stories when she comes to mine. A clean place is a turn on for women.

5. This is the most important step for you guys that really want to increase your current “stable” of women.  Find a girl that wants and open relationship. If you can’t find one of those, find one that doesn’t want a relationship, and take her to clubs, parties, etc. Make sure she’s cute enough to make people wonder why she’s out with you. Women will notice her, thus making them notice you.

You don’t have to introduce her as your girl unless you want to. Either way, women will be attracted to you. There is something about competition that turns women on, especially if they think the other girl sees something in you.

Please remember, this is just a reference guide. For in depth information, stay tuned to the Player’s Guide. This information should be used with extreme caution. Always be honest about your intentions and don’t lead anyone on. That is a rule breaker and will only lead to problems in the future.

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Question Of The Week – 07/25/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 26, 2009

This question comes from one of my subscribers on MySpace.

How do you tell a man he’s bad in bed without hurting his feelings?

Personally, I think more women she be vocal about what they like and don’t like. Men aren’t mind readers, so just say what you want, during the act, and us smart guys will catch on and learn your body very quickly.

Men, would you want a woman to tell you that you were bad in bed?

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Aliens, Angels, and God: What I Came To Believe

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

I guess I consider myself Christian, as far as having a title for what I believe. Although I’m reluctant to use the word. It has become a generic term that just about anyone can use. I’m a Christian in the sense that I believe that Jesus was the Messiah and died for our sins. I’ve been baptized and I read my Bible on a semi regular basis.  I still screw up a lot, but I’m not obsessed with a lot of things that most Christians are.

In fact, I’m the opposite of what most Christians appear to be. I’m not a prude. I love sex, and I believe there was a reason God created Adam and Eve naked, then told them to eat fruit and have sex. I don’t believe masturbation is a sin, and so far, no one has been able to point out in the Bible where it is referred to as sinful. I know the Bible like the back of my hand, and I will enlighten people from time to time about what it is, and what can be found in it. If people feel the need to share their opinion on something, I also have the right to voice mine, regardless if its offensive or not.

That’s enough of my personal rant. I’ll get to why I believe in God. My belief in God comes from personal experiences throughout my entire life. I’ve experienced the supernatural in many ways. Angels, demons, dreams, ghosts, etc. You name it, I’ve experienced it. What really led me to God was my belief in UFOs and Aliens. Sounds strange, but I was obsessed with Roswell and all of the other UFO lore for years. Not only was I obsessed, I wanted to be abducted.

Sounds crazy, a black guy that was into aliens and wanted to be abducted. Its funny to me now that I think about it. Sometimes you should be careful what you ask for.  I wasn’t abducted in the traditional sense, but something strange happened one night, and I didn’t need hypnosis to remember it. I remember it just like it is happening at the moment.

I woke up at 3:00 a.m. I remember looking at the clock because I had to get up for school, but I woke up early. What was strange is that all my lights were on because I loved the dark, and my t.v. was on too. There was a buzzing noise, a high pitched squeal, a bright light, and fear.  I’m not talking about regular fear, but supernatural fear. Some things were in the room. I felt like I was on my side, floating in the air. Three presences were behind me and one in front of me, outside of my window.  I was afraid to open my eyes, but I could just feel them.  Then the buzzing noise got loud, and it felt like something was drilling into my head.

At this point, it think its also important to note that I know I’m still in my room, but feel like I’m floating above my bed. For some reason, they couldn’t take me by force. All I could do was pray for what seemed like 45 seconds to 1 minute. I dropped back to my bed, opened my eyes, and my lights and t.v. were off, and it was 3:30 a.m. A full 30 minutes passed. I’m sure it can be argued that I just fell asleep and lost 30 minutes of time, but that doesn’t explain my lights and t.v. being off, the fear, or the feeling of things in my room. There is also a bump on the back of my head where they were “drilling”.

So now, I’m up, scared, and have turned on the light and t.v. I’m not speaking of the regular scared that you get in the middle of the night. This was different. I was scared until the sun came up.  I was shaken all day at school, and didn’t want to be in the house alone, even in the middle of the daylight hours. Something wasn’t right. My love for the dark had been replaced with fear, and even now, at 26 years of age, I can’t sleep in the dark. I can feel it. My girlfriend has seen me wake up out of a dead sleep because the lights were off and she is flipping through the channels and that stupid cable delay stops all sound and screen color.

Unlike some UFO abductees, I wasn’t excited about my experience because I knew something wasn’t right. For some strange reason, the first thing I did was try to find some explanation in the Bible, which didn’t come until almost a year later. I immediately knew that aliens weren’t exactly what they were pretending to be. What I felt was evil, and nobody can tell me any different. It wasn’t until I got to my Junior year in high school that I heard someone mention that Christians had to be invited in, and couldn’t be abducted by force.

That definitely catches my interest. Up until that point, my actions hadn’t struck me as significant. I spoke aloud that I wanted them to visit me. Well they did, and I didn’t like it at all. Later that same year, I learned that there were a group of people that believe them to be fallen angels or demons up to some kind of mischief. That seemed like a more valid explanation to me than intelligent beings flying across the universe to torment 9th graders in bed.

So now, as I’ve begun to study more about aliens, I do not believe they are beings from another planet. I honestly believe they are fallen angels up to no good at all. From the messages they deliver to abductees to the unwelcomed snatching, and sexual experiments that are reported, it all has an evil feel to it. As I start to grow spiritually, I also believe that these fallen angels were also responsible for a lot of myths and legends.

Ask yourself, what do the following “mythological” beings have in common: Fallen Angels, Vampires, Fairies, and Pagan gods.

1. All are immortal

2. All have supernatural power

3. All were interested in reproducing with humans.

4. None are all powerful.

5. Time loss is reported on some occassions when in their presense.

5. Prayer and religious items seem to protect people from them.

I could go on, but that’s what I honestly believe about aliens and fallen angels. They are the same thing. For those dabbling in the UFO area, I’d encourage you to be very careful. Not everything is what it appears to be. As much as people want to believe that everything can be explained, there are somethings better left alone.

One more interesting thing to point out. In the movies, the Matrix specifically, it makes a small reference to these supernatural creatures being “programs” not doing what they were designed to do. It seems that they always have ill will toward mankind in the movies. Aliens come down and destroy us in their wrath, usually without any provocation. Why is that? Maybe the answer was been in front of us for a very long time.

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.” – Revelation 12:12

He’s been preparing for his arrival and in the end times, they WILL come again.

“And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.” Daniel 2:43

“They” have to be something other than the seed of men, in order to be mingling with the seed of men. We will make contact, but who we make contact with is going to change the history of mankind and religion forever.

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Women Have It Way Too Easy

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

Have you ever just sat and thought about how easy women have it in life? If most women thought like men, they would never have to pay for a single thing, ever again in life. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met a few that do think like men and they have boat loads of money. Lets run through a few options that most women have, and most men will never have.

1. Get in clubs for free. – If you go to the club a lot, you know that for men, it costs to get in, unless you have a hook up.  Most women, however can get in free and party whenever they want.

2. Drink for free. – Not only do you get in the club free, but you can drink for free if you choose to.

3. Eat for free. – Usually when a guy wants to take you out, you get to eat for free and see movies for free if that’s part of the date.

4. Paid to have sex. – For the more adventurous, entrepreneurial type of women, they can make a ton of money. Men just give up sex for free, so women have the opportunity to capitalize on the men that don’t want to date to get laid, or just can’t get laid without paying. If you’re a woman that likes sex and money, you litterally would never have to work again, and you’d be getting paid to do something you enjoy.  Porn, prostitution, and escorting are cash cows.

5. Paid to dance. – Yep, female strippers make a lot of money. I know there are male strippers, but I bet there aren’t as many as female strippers.

6. Paid to look cute. – If you’re a woman that’s cute enough to model, you have all kinds of opportunity. Look at Vanna White, Tyra Banks, and Kimora Simmons. All of them were basically getting paid to stand around and be cute.

7. Paid to go on dates. – Not only do you eat and see movies for free, but some guys will pay just to be seen in public with a woman. That’s crazy to me, but it happens.

Now to the women out there that want to make the claim that they have “morals” and that’s not right to do the above stuff, shut up in advance. Its usually ugly women that say that anyway. LOL. Most women that are pretty enough to do it, do it. Again, as I’ve said before, women that look down on most other women, are the same women that give away sex for free, while looking down on the girl that’s smart enough to get paid.

Who else thinks women have it a lot easier than men?

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