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The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.

Foreplay

For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

  • If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
  • If a girl says harder, go harder.
  • If she says faster, go faster.
  • If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.

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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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Question Of The Week – 07/25/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 26, 2009

This question comes from one of my subscribers on MySpace.

How do you tell a man he’s bad in bed without hurting his feelings?

Personally, I think more women she be vocal about what they like and don’t like. Men aren’t mind readers, so just say what you want, during the act, and us smart guys will catch on and learn your body very quickly.

Men, would you want a woman to tell you that you were bad in bed?

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Aliens, Angels, and God: What I Came To Believe

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

I guess I consider myself Christian, as far as having a title for what I believe. Although I’m reluctant to use the word. It has become a generic term that just about anyone can use. I’m a Christian in the sense that I believe that Jesus was the Messiah and died for our sins. I’ve been baptized and I read my Bible on a semi regular basis.  I still screw up a lot, but I’m not obsessed with a lot of things that most Christians are.

In fact, I’m the opposite of what most Christians appear to be. I’m not a prude. I love sex, and I believe there was a reason God created Adam and Eve naked, then told them to eat fruit and have sex. I don’t believe masturbation is a sin, and so far, no one has been able to point out in the Bible where it is referred to as sinful. I know the Bible like the back of my hand, and I will enlighten people from time to time about what it is, and what can be found in it. If people feel the need to share their opinion on something, I also have the right to voice mine, regardless if its offensive or not.

That’s enough of my personal rant. I’ll get to why I believe in God. My belief in God comes from personal experiences throughout my entire life. I’ve experienced the supernatural in many ways. Angels, demons, dreams, ghosts, etc. You name it, I’ve experienced it. What really led me to God was my belief in UFOs and Aliens. Sounds strange, but I was obsessed with Roswell and all of the other UFO lore for years. Not only was I obsessed, I wanted to be abducted.

Sounds crazy, a black guy that was into aliens and wanted to be abducted. Its funny to me now that I think about it. Sometimes you should be careful what you ask for.  I wasn’t abducted in the traditional sense, but something strange happened one night, and I didn’t need hypnosis to remember it. I remember it just like it is happening at the moment.

I woke up at 3:00 a.m. I remember looking at the clock because I had to get up for school, but I woke up early. What was strange is that all my lights were on because I loved the dark, and my t.v. was on too. There was a buzzing noise, a high pitched squeal, a bright light, and fear.  I’m not talking about regular fear, but supernatural fear. Some things were in the room. I felt like I was on my side, floating in the air. Three presences were behind me and one in front of me, outside of my window.  I was afraid to open my eyes, but I could just feel them.  Then the buzzing noise got loud, and it felt like something was drilling into my head.

At this point, it think its also important to note that I know I’m still in my room, but feel like I’m floating above my bed. For some reason, they couldn’t take me by force. All I could do was pray for what seemed like 45 seconds to 1 minute. I dropped back to my bed, opened my eyes, and my lights and t.v. were off, and it was 3:30 a.m. A full 30 minutes passed. I’m sure it can be argued that I just fell asleep and lost 30 minutes of time, but that doesn’t explain my lights and t.v. being off, the fear, or the feeling of things in my room. There is also a bump on the back of my head where they were “drilling”.

So now, I’m up, scared, and have turned on the light and t.v. I’m not speaking of the regular scared that you get in the middle of the night. This was different. I was scared until the sun came up.  I was shaken all day at school, and didn’t want to be in the house alone, even in the middle of the daylight hours. Something wasn’t right. My love for the dark had been replaced with fear, and even now, at 26 years of age, I can’t sleep in the dark. I can feel it. My girlfriend has seen me wake up out of a dead sleep because the lights were off and she is flipping through the channels and that stupid cable delay stops all sound and screen color.

Unlike some UFO abductees, I wasn’t excited about my experience because I knew something wasn’t right. For some strange reason, the first thing I did was try to find some explanation in the Bible, which didn’t come until almost a year later. I immediately knew that aliens weren’t exactly what they were pretending to be. What I felt was evil, and nobody can tell me any different. It wasn’t until I got to my Junior year in high school that I heard someone mention that Christians had to be invited in, and couldn’t be abducted by force.

That definitely catches my interest. Up until that point, my actions hadn’t struck me as significant. I spoke aloud that I wanted them to visit me. Well they did, and I didn’t like it at all. Later that same year, I learned that there were a group of people that believe them to be fallen angels or demons up to some kind of mischief. That seemed like a more valid explanation to me than intelligent beings flying across the universe to torment 9th graders in bed.

So now, as I’ve begun to study more about aliens, I do not believe they are beings from another planet. I honestly believe they are fallen angels up to no good at all. From the messages they deliver to abductees to the unwelcomed snatching, and sexual experiments that are reported, it all has an evil feel to it. As I start to grow spiritually, I also believe that these fallen angels were also responsible for a lot of myths and legends.

Ask yourself, what do the following “mythological” beings have in common: Fallen Angels, Vampires, Fairies, and Pagan gods.

1. All are immortal

2. All have supernatural power

3. All were interested in reproducing with humans.

4. None are all powerful.

5. Time loss is reported on some occassions when in their presense.

5. Prayer and religious items seem to protect people from them.

I could go on, but that’s what I honestly believe about aliens and fallen angels. They are the same thing. For those dabbling in the UFO area, I’d encourage you to be very careful. Not everything is what it appears to be. As much as people want to believe that everything can be explained, there are somethings better left alone.

One more interesting thing to point out. In the movies, the Matrix specifically, it makes a small reference to these supernatural creatures being “programs” not doing what they were designed to do. It seems that they always have ill will toward mankind in the movies. Aliens come down and destroy us in their wrath, usually without any provocation. Why is that? Maybe the answer was been in front of us for a very long time.

“Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.” – Revelation 12:12

He’s been preparing for his arrival and in the end times, they WILL come again.

“And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.” Daniel 2:43

“They” have to be something other than the seed of men, in order to be mingling with the seed of men. We will make contact, but who we make contact with is going to change the history of mankind and religion forever.

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Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

It took me a while to finally see this movie, but I found it well worth the wait. Thanks to NetFlix, I get to see all the movies that I miss in the theater. SPOILERS AHEAD.

I like the story line of how the Werewolves were turned into the Lycans by the Vampires. Lucian, was the first Lycan that could transform at will and then back into a human, which gave them a greater advantage over the first Werewolves.

Victor was crazy as usual. He was as cold hearted as can be, even killing his daughter, which you know from the first movie. I liked his character a lot because you could tell he loved his kind, but had to make hard decisions in order to keep things from getting out of hand.

The rebellion didn’t make much sense to me though. The guard gave Lucian the key the night before they were to escape. What gets me, is why not pass around the key and remove all of the collars just before the escape? They could run much faster as Lycans and more would have escaped.

I also don’t understand how Vampires died from having their throats cut. Maybe I missed something, but I though it took a steak through the heart, silver bullets, garlic, and crucifix to kill them. I wasn’t aware that they needed to actually breathe to be immortal. Mabye they do.

Overall, it was a good movie, and worth seeing. The last one is like Twilight, but with a lot more fighting for the guys. Check it out if you haven’t already.

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Women Have It Way Too Easy

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

Have you ever just sat and thought about how easy women have it in life? If most women thought like men, they would never have to pay for a single thing, ever again in life. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met a few that do think like men and they have boat loads of money. Lets run through a few options that most women have, and most men will never have.

1. Get in clubs for free. – If you go to the club a lot, you know that for men, it costs to get in, unless you have a hook up.  Most women, however can get in free and party whenever they want.

2. Drink for free. – Not only do you get in the club free, but you can drink for free if you choose to.

3. Eat for free. – Usually when a guy wants to take you out, you get to eat for free and see movies for free if that’s part of the date.

4. Paid to have sex. – For the more adventurous, entrepreneurial type of women, they can make a ton of money. Men just give up sex for free, so women have the opportunity to capitalize on the men that don’t want to date to get laid, or just can’t get laid without paying. If you’re a woman that likes sex and money, you litterally would never have to work again, and you’d be getting paid to do something you enjoy.  Porn, prostitution, and escorting are cash cows.

5. Paid to dance. – Yep, female strippers make a lot of money. I know there are male strippers, but I bet there aren’t as many as female strippers.

6. Paid to look cute. – If you’re a woman that’s cute enough to model, you have all kinds of opportunity. Look at Vanna White, Tyra Banks, and Kimora Simmons. All of them were basically getting paid to stand around and be cute.

7. Paid to go on dates. – Not only do you eat and see movies for free, but some guys will pay just to be seen in public with a woman. That’s crazy to me, but it happens.

Now to the women out there that want to make the claim that they have “morals” and that’s not right to do the above stuff, shut up in advance. Its usually ugly women that say that anyway. LOL. Most women that are pretty enough to do it, do it. Again, as I’ve said before, women that look down on most other women, are the same women that give away sex for free, while looking down on the girl that’s smart enough to get paid.

Who else thinks women have it a lot easier than men?

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Creation Or Re-Creation?

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’ve been pondering, debating, and presenting this point of view for a while now. I’m a Christian, but I don’t hold to the view that the earth is less than 7,000 years old.  I believe that mankind may only be 7,000 years old, but this planet has been here for a very long time.  I also hold the view that humans were not the first intelligent race that God created on this planet.  Maybe angels lived on the planet before we did, but that’s all speculation.

What We Know From A Biblical Perspective

According to the Bible water was not created on any of the first seven days. Its already there in Genesis 1:2. We also know that Lucifer is already a fallen angel when we reach Genesis 3. My assumption based on those 2 fact are that whatever happened, happened sometime before verse 2 of Genesis. Most people call it the Gap Theory.

What Does The Ancient Hebrew Say?

Genesis 1:2 – Tohu Va Bohu – Means waste and desolate, ruined and uninhabitable. We translate it, “without form and void”.

There is another translation problem: “Was” should actually be translated “became”. So it should read, “The earth became ruined and uninhabitable.”

I’m not the type of guy that just goes about making claims about the Bible without any scripture to back up my claim.

What Else Does The Bible Say About It?

One thing we have to remember, is that the Bible didn’t have periods, commas, chapters, and verses. It was written almost like one continuous though.

I beheld the earth, and, lo, it was without form, and void; and the heavens, and they had no light. I beheld the mountains, and, lo, they trembled, and all the hills moved lightly. I beheld, and, lo, there was no man, and all the birds of the heavens were fled. I beheld, and, lo, the fruitful place was a wilderness, and all the cities thereof were broken down at the presence of the LORD, and by his fierce anger. For thus hath the LORD said, The whole land shall be desolate; yet will I not make a full end. For this shall the earth mourn, and the heavens above be black; because I have spoken it, I have purposed it, and will not repent, neither will I turn back from it.” – Jeremiah 4:23-28

One can make the argument that God is specifically talking to Israel or mankind in general here. There are problems with that theory though. This has never happened in the Bible except in Genesis 1:2. Even at the “end of the age” the world is never completely destroyed. This should also raise the question of “why was darkness upon the face of the deep and the Spirit of God hovering over the water in Genesis?”

What Did God Mean By This?

There is another passage that seems almost out of context when you read it.

“For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else.” – Isaiah 45:18

Why would God say that he didn’t create it in vain? Another word for vain is useless, without a purpose. In Genesis, in the Hebrew, we find that the world is uninhabitable, rendering it useless, but in Isaiah, God says He didn’t create it that way.

Does Solomon Know Something About This?

“Rejoicing in the habitable part of his earth; and my delights were with the sons of men.” – Proverbs 8:31

Wisdom is speaking in this chapter, and you will notice that Wisdom claims to be the first of God’s creation, before the earth or anything else.  What did Wisdom/Solomon mean when he said the “habitable part of His earth?” That clearly implies that some portion was uninhabitable for some reason.  The only problem we have here is that Wisdom rejoiced with the sons of men. Its a problem unless you know that for some reason, angels always appear as men, they are referred to as the sons of God in Genesis 6, Job 1,2, and 38:7.

The Greeks and a few other cultures have a few interesting stories involving multiple creations of mankind. Maybe early mankind recorded their history somehow or it was relayed to these ancient cultures by some means. As far fetched as the theory sounds, there is historical evidence, as far as writing goes, to support the theory.

What Did Adam and Noah Have In Common?

“And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” Genesis 1:28

“And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.” Genesis 9:1

That’s pretty interesting that God would tell them the same exact thing. If my theory on Genesis 1:2 is correct, God told Adam this after a great judgment was passed on the earth.  Noah was also told this after the judgment of the Flood had just destroyed the earth.

The evidence seems to point to something far greater than most of us want to or care to imagine. I think science and religion can be unified if both sides were to open their hearts and minds to what could have been and what may be to come.

What do you think?

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Frauds, Fucking, and Weirdos

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ok, I’m back. I took about a week off to clear my head and enjoy certain aspects of my life. For the one’s that read my blog on a regular basis, you know that me and my friend “started” a modeling company. The more correct term would be “re-started” since we attempted once before.

Models are a strange type of person. They flake, they fuss, and they usually get the fuck on my nerves. I honestly don’t have the patience for this shit, but I like doing web design and my friends likes to take pictures, so its perfect for us.

FRAUDS
Enough of that, I’m sure you want to hear about FRAUDS. Yesterday I was thinking about Einstein’s “General Theory Of Relativity” and how genius of an idea that was. Then I realized, Einstein was Jewish. I’m sure he had at least a general understanding of the Bible, but I’d venture to say that he knew it a little better than most.

Ya’ll know its not unusual for me to run across random things from the Bible, but it really didn’t hit me until yesterday.

Einstein’s Theory – Time and space are only relative from the point of view of the observer.

That’s an easier way of saying, if I’m having a long boring day, and your day is going by super fast because you are having fun, its all valid because the day is still moving at a 24 hour interval, we are just experiencing time differently.

David (Psalm 90:4) – “For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.”

Peter (2 Peter 3:8) – “But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.”

Yeah, that’s pretty deep when you consder that was written thousands of years before Einstein came around. It seems that both King David and Peter were aware of the fact that God experienced time in a different manner than we did. Not only that, but Peter takes it a step further than David.

Peter is basically saying that 1,000 years is like a day to God, but on the flip side, God can also experience one day as if it was a 1,000 years. To break it down a little. God can fully experience every nano second in a micro second, every micro second in a second, every second in a minute, every minute in an hour, every hour in a day.

I love reading the Bible, I always find something new.

Fucking
Yep, I’m going to talk about fucking. I’m not sure if I’ve become de-sensitized to random sexual activity around me, but yesterday was interesting. I had 2 very pretty girls in my living room, neither of whom was my girlfriend. One ate the other one out in front of me and my friend and it didn’t do a thing for me at all.

For all of you thinking I might be gay, get that shit out of your heads right now LOL. I’d be thinking the same thing if I wasn’t me. I guess there are a few factors that played into it.  The more I see a girl, the less attracted I am to her. I’m not sure why, but the only acception has been 3 girls in my life.

One girl, when I first met her, I wanted to fuck her, but didn’t really put forth a full effort, and its been over a year and I’m no longer attracted to her. The other girl, I’m not sure, but I’m not into skinny women, but her legs are the shit. I’m thinking that had it been two different women, it might have turned me on. Which brings me to my next point.

Weirdos
Yesterday, me and my mom met at Barnes and Noble as we do every Tuesday. We briefly touched on how weird people with money are. The more money you have, the stranger you act. Liberache, Michael Jackson, Will Smith, and Tom Cruise to name a few. They are some weird fuckin people and the more money they got, the weirder they became. Let me give you a quick run down of those 4 people.

Liberache – if you’re ever in Vegas, visit the museum. This dude had a Rolls Royce covered in rhine stones, and that’s normal for him.

Michael Jackson – He turned his home into Neverland. That’s the place in Peter Pan where boys wore tights and grown men chased them around for some unknown reason, and wendy wasn’t welcomed. Seems gay to me. Michael was grown, just like captain hook, and there were always little boys around, but no girls. Whether you think he did it or not, that’s some weird and suspect shit.

Will Smith – Scientologist and swinger. Scientology was started by a science fiction writer. Will Smith was normal when Fresh Prince was on the air, but as soon as he started getting money and married fine ass Jada, they went off the deep end.

Tom Cruise – No explanation needed, just watch his interviews on any channel at any time. He’s a scientologist too, and also rumored to swing with Will and Jada.

Alright, I’m not knocking weirdos or swingers at all. I’ve been into swinging for a long time, but my girl only has her rare moments when we invite another girl in with us. I’m also into some pretty weird and kinky shit. If somebody that just met you happend to mention they needed a pin wheel, lube, a ball gag, and bondage restraints, how many of you would have that readily on hand at your house? Probably a few of you, but most of you wouldn’t. I just so happen to have those things to name a few. I also have leashes, collars, whips, costumes, etc. and that shit is starting to lose its appeal.

My financial situation has changed again, and now so have my sexual interests. What’s left to try? I’m not into shitting, pissing, or vomit. Definitely nothing gay or animals. Fucking random girls has become boring, and public places are played out. Who can help me with my delima and provide me with a completly strange and adventurous idea?

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You Just Never Know (Part 2)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Well its Wednesday, and again, you never know what a day may bring forth. I just found out my boy can turn pictures of people into comic book characters. I guess that takes all the work out of drawing the comics.

The crazy thing is, we’ve been talking about doing a comic book since high school, but neither of us has the patience to sit down and draw, and I can’t draw. LOL. So now the small delima. We need some girls that want to be turned into comic book characters.

If you’re interested, drop me a message. Hopefully you live in Vegas. LOL.

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You Just Never Know (Part 1)

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Greetings people. I’m back again with another crazy tale from my crazy life. Its only Tuesday and my week has been more eventful than most people’s month.

Monday – Started out like any other normal Monday, except I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. So a friend of mine wants to put up her own website, and me being a great friend, I called my boy and he did a photo shoot for her on Friday. Fast forward to Monday.  She’s back over here running around half naked in shorts, just me and her. When I say half naked, take that shit litterally. She only had on these little ass shorts that her ass hung out of.

I know you want to know if I hit it. Well, no, I didn’t, surprisingly. Didn’t even try, but I did get a lap dance. I must be the only one that doesn’t pay attention to this girl. Friday, she shot some pics of her with a toy, had an orgasm in front of me, and it did absolutely nothing for me. I guess I’m not really into skinny chicks.

Tuesday – Another normal day except, as you guessed it, I design websites for models, strippers, porn stars, rappers, etc. Today, I decide I want my own social network just like MySpace, but with a twist. The whole goal is to help people launch their career. Yep, I’m a Nice Guy like that. I’m not even going to charge for it. I work fast, and those that know me, know if I have something in my head, I do it. Money isn’t really much of a problem when it comes to launching new ideas.  So I register my site at 9am, install the script by 11am, and by 1pm, www.YessurMedia.com is up and running.

I don’t officially launch until August, but its fully functional and you can sign up. For those of you who are career minded and want to pursue your talent, you should go there and sign up, FREE of charge. I have a bunch of changes coming, since its not even 24 hours old yet. Trust me, if you miss out on it, you’ll be pissed later. If you sign up now, you’ll be glad you did.

What I want to know from my readers, models, actors, rappers, etc… What would you like to see in a social network? What would make it beneficial for you to use? Much unlike Tom, you can actually get in touch with me. For now.

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