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The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.

Foreplay

For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

  • If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
  • If a girl says harder, go harder.
  • If she says faster, go faster.
  • If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.

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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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How To Get Any Woman You Want – Reference Guide

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 28, 2009

I’m writing this blog for all of the guys out there that want to know the secret to getting any woman you want. Well, maybe not anyone, but for those of you who would like to become “ladies men” or enter the “player” occupation, there are a few things you need to know.

1. Confidence is a turn on to women. Being cocky to the point of being obnoxious attracts most women. Even women that don’t want to be attracted to you, will be. Just like dogs smell fear, women can sense when a man is less than confident about himself.

2. Dress the part. If you need to update your wardrobe, you should do so. The way your dressed isn’t always as important as you might think, but its better to be prepared than to be caught off guard.

3. Hygeine is very important in this game. Shower at least once a day or more if you can. Deoderant and cologne are a plus in everyday life.  Cool Water is old, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. There is something about Cool Water that drives women wild. Get some, but don’t leave it in the car or the smell changers.

4. Clean your place. If a woman is comfortable in your place, she’ll want to come back, but if it isn’t, I’ll definitely hear the stories when she comes to mine. A clean place is a turn on for women.

5. This is the most important step for you guys that really want to increase your current “stable” of women.  Find a girl that wants and open relationship. If you can’t find one of those, find one that doesn’t want a relationship, and take her to clubs, parties, etc. Make sure she’s cute enough to make people wonder why she’s out with you. Women will notice her, thus making them notice you.

You don’t have to introduce her as your girl unless you want to. Either way, women will be attracted to you. There is something about competition that turns women on, especially if they think the other girl sees something in you.

Please remember, this is just a reference guide. For in depth information, stay tuned to the Player’s Guide. This information should be used with extreme caution. Always be honest about your intentions and don’t lead anyone on. That is a rule breaker and will only lead to problems in the future.

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Question Of The Week – 07/25/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 26, 2009

This question comes from one of my subscribers on MySpace.

How do you tell a man he’s bad in bed without hurting his feelings?

Personally, I think more women she be vocal about what they like and don’t like. Men aren’t mind readers, so just say what you want, during the act, and us smart guys will catch on and learn your body very quickly.

Men, would you want a woman to tell you that you were bad in bed?

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Frauds, Fucking, and Weirdos

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Ok, I’m back. I took about a week off to clear my head and enjoy certain aspects of my life. For the one’s that read my blog on a regular basis, you know that me and my friend “started” a modeling company. The more correct term would be “re-started” since we attempted once before.

Models are a strange type of person. They flake, they fuss, and they usually get the fuck on my nerves. I honestly don’t have the patience for this shit, but I like doing web design and my friends likes to take pictures, so its perfect for us.

FRAUDS
Enough of that, I’m sure you want to hear about FRAUDS. Yesterday I was thinking about Einstein’s “General Theory Of Relativity” and how genius of an idea that was. Then I realized, Einstein was Jewish. I’m sure he had at least a general understanding of the Bible, but I’d venture to say that he knew it a little better than most.

Ya’ll know its not unusual for me to run across random things from the Bible, but it really didn’t hit me until yesterday.

Einstein’s Theory – Time and space are only relative from the point of view of the observer.

That’s an easier way of saying, if I’m having a long boring day, and your day is going by super fast because you are having fun, its all valid because the day is still moving at a 24 hour interval, we are just experiencing time differently.

David (Psalm 90:4) – “For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past, and as a watch in the night.”

Peter (2 Peter 3:8) – “But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.”

Yeah, that’s pretty deep when you consder that was written thousands of years before Einstein came around. It seems that both King David and Peter were aware of the fact that God experienced time in a different manner than we did. Not only that, but Peter takes it a step further than David.

Peter is basically saying that 1,000 years is like a day to God, but on the flip side, God can also experience one day as if it was a 1,000 years. To break it down a little. God can fully experience every nano second in a micro second, every micro second in a second, every second in a minute, every minute in an hour, every hour in a day.

I love reading the Bible, I always find something new.

Fucking
Yep, I’m going to talk about fucking. I’m not sure if I’ve become de-sensitized to random sexual activity around me, but yesterday was interesting. I had 2 very pretty girls in my living room, neither of whom was my girlfriend. One ate the other one out in front of me and my friend and it didn’t do a thing for me at all.

For all of you thinking I might be gay, get that shit out of your heads right now LOL. I’d be thinking the same thing if I wasn’t me. I guess there are a few factors that played into it.  The more I see a girl, the less attracted I am to her. I’m not sure why, but the only acception has been 3 girls in my life.

One girl, when I first met her, I wanted to fuck her, but didn’t really put forth a full effort, and its been over a year and I’m no longer attracted to her. The other girl, I’m not sure, but I’m not into skinny women, but her legs are the shit. I’m thinking that had it been two different women, it might have turned me on. Which brings me to my next point.

Weirdos
Yesterday, me and my mom met at Barnes and Noble as we do every Tuesday. We briefly touched on how weird people with money are. The more money you have, the stranger you act. Liberache, Michael Jackson, Will Smith, and Tom Cruise to name a few. They are some weird fuckin people and the more money they got, the weirder they became. Let me give you a quick run down of those 4 people.

Liberache – if you’re ever in Vegas, visit the museum. This dude had a Rolls Royce covered in rhine stones, and that’s normal for him.

Michael Jackson – He turned his home into Neverland. That’s the place in Peter Pan where boys wore tights and grown men chased them around for some unknown reason, and wendy wasn’t welcomed. Seems gay to me. Michael was grown, just like captain hook, and there were always little boys around, but no girls. Whether you think he did it or not, that’s some weird and suspect shit.

Will Smith – Scientologist and swinger. Scientology was started by a science fiction writer. Will Smith was normal when Fresh Prince was on the air, but as soon as he started getting money and married fine ass Jada, they went off the deep end.

Tom Cruise – No explanation needed, just watch his interviews on any channel at any time. He’s a scientologist too, and also rumored to swing with Will and Jada.

Alright, I’m not knocking weirdos or swingers at all. I’ve been into swinging for a long time, but my girl only has her rare moments when we invite another girl in with us. I’m also into some pretty weird and kinky shit. If somebody that just met you happend to mention they needed a pin wheel, lube, a ball gag, and bondage restraints, how many of you would have that readily on hand at your house? Probably a few of you, but most of you wouldn’t. I just so happen to have those things to name a few. I also have leashes, collars, whips, costumes, etc. and that shit is starting to lose its appeal.

My financial situation has changed again, and now so have my sexual interests. What’s left to try? I’m not into shitting, pissing, or vomit. Definitely nothing gay or animals. Fucking random girls has become boring, and public places are played out. Who can help me with my delima and provide me with a completly strange and adventurous idea?

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The World’s Oldest Profession

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’ve heard that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession and it makes sense. It was around in Bible times, and it’s still around now. You only need 1 product and you can sell it over and over again, so the profit margin is ridiculous since you don’t even have to buy the product in order to own one. Unless you’re a man confused about your sexual identity.

After I wrote The Rules Of Bitches and Dogs, I really got to thinking. Bitches are endangering the world’s oldest profession. Men use to pay for pussy all the time. It was just a way of life. Now women just walk around giving it away for free because they have “feelings” for a guy. LMAO.

The only thing funnier than that is the women that think they are somehow better because they dont fuck for cash. Check the blog Sluts vs. Whores. Now, if you’re one of those girls walking around giving it up for free, what makes you any better than the girl getting paid? You’re definitely not smarter and it doesn’t make your morals more valuable. You’re both fuckin before marriage.

Why do the same women who talk shit about sellin pussy, go fuck a guy for free and act like they are some how better than a prostitute?

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