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The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.


For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

  • If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
  • If a girl says harder, go harder.
  • If she says faster, go faster.
  • If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.


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The Undisputed Champion

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 31, 2009

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

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How To Get Any Woman You Want – Reference Guide

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 28, 2009

I’m writing this blog for all of the guys out there that want to know the secret to getting any woman you want. Well, maybe not anyone, but for those of you who would like to become “ladies men” or enter the “player” occupation, there are a few things you need to know.

1. Confidence is a turn on to women. Being cocky to the point of being obnoxious attracts most women. Even women that don’t want to be attracted to you, will be. Just like dogs smell fear, women can sense when a man is less than confident about himself.

2. Dress the part. If you need to update your wardrobe, you should do so. The way your dressed isn’t always as important as you might think, but its better to be prepared than to be caught off guard.

3. Hygeine is very important in this game. Shower at least once a day or more if you can. Deoderant and cologne are a plus in everyday life.  Cool Water is old, but if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. There is something about Cool Water that drives women wild. Get some, but don’t leave it in the car or the smell changers.

4. Clean your place. If a woman is comfortable in your place, she’ll want to come back, but if it isn’t, I’ll definitely hear the stories when she comes to mine. A clean place is a turn on for women.

5. This is the most important step for you guys that really want to increase your current “stable” of women.  Find a girl that wants and open relationship. If you can’t find one of those, find one that doesn’t want a relationship, and take her to clubs, parties, etc. Make sure she’s cute enough to make people wonder why she’s out with you. Women will notice her, thus making them notice you.

You don’t have to introduce her as your girl unless you want to. Either way, women will be attracted to you. There is something about competition that turns women on, especially if they think the other girl sees something in you.

Please remember, this is just a reference guide. For in depth information, stay tuned to the Player’s Guide. This information should be used with extreme caution. Always be honest about your intentions and don’t lead anyone on. That is a rule breaker and will only lead to problems in the future.

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Question Of The Week – 07/25/09

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 26, 2009

This question comes from one of my subscribers on MySpace.

How do you tell a man he’s bad in bed without hurting his feelings?

Personally, I think more women she be vocal about what they like and don’t like. Men aren’t mind readers, so just say what you want, during the act, and us smart guys will catch on and learn your body very quickly.

Men, would you want a woman to tell you that you were bad in bed?

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Women Have It Way Too Easy

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 25, 2009

Have you ever just sat and thought about how easy women have it in life? If most women thought like men, they would never have to pay for a single thing, ever again in life. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met a few that do think like men and they have boat loads of money. Lets run through a few options that most women have, and most men will never have.

1. Get in clubs for free. – If you go to the club a lot, you know that for men, it costs to get in, unless you have a hook up.  Most women, however can get in free and party whenever they want.

2. Drink for free. – Not only do you get in the club free, but you can drink for free if you choose to.

3. Eat for free. – Usually when a guy wants to take you out, you get to eat for free and see movies for free if that’s part of the date.

4. Paid to have sex. – For the more adventurous, entrepreneurial type of women, they can make a ton of money. Men just give up sex for free, so women have the opportunity to capitalize on the men that don’t want to date to get laid, or just can’t get laid without paying. If you’re a woman that likes sex and money, you litterally would never have to work again, and you’d be getting paid to do something you enjoy.  Porn, prostitution, and escorting are cash cows.

5. Paid to dance. – Yep, female strippers make a lot of money. I know there are male strippers, but I bet there aren’t as many as female strippers.

6. Paid to look cute. – If you’re a woman that’s cute enough to model, you have all kinds of opportunity. Look at Vanna White, Tyra Banks, and Kimora Simmons. All of them were basically getting paid to stand around and be cute.

7. Paid to go on dates. – Not only do you eat and see movies for free, but some guys will pay just to be seen in public with a woman. That’s crazy to me, but it happens.

Now to the women out there that want to make the claim that they have “morals” and that’s not right to do the above stuff, shut up in advance. Its usually ugly women that say that anyway. LOL. Most women that are pretty enough to do it, do it. Again, as I’ve said before, women that look down on most other women, are the same women that give away sex for free, while looking down on the girl that’s smart enough to get paid.

Who else thinks women have it a lot easier than men?

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I’m Convinced Women Will Wear Just About Anything

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

For those of you that don’t remember my blog, What Do Women, Herman Munster, Andre The Giant, and Santa Have In Common?, I talked about women’s fashion. Well, I’m back at it again. This time, women have gone and took us back to 100 A.D. and broke out the Roman Gladiator Sandals. If you’re not a 10 year old kid on Halloween, or Russell Crowe, you shouldn’t be rockin 1st century footwear.

I often wonder how bullshit like this gets popular. Does someone sit around and watch old movies and rock shit they thought was cool when they were kids. I’m sure every guy thought Pirates were cool at some point, but you don’t see us sportin eye patches and huge hats with feathers (pimps are an exception).

Women, some of you need to stop jumpin on the bandwagon and pay attention to where some of this shit comes from. If anything from 100 A.D. is coming back into style, that means people are running out of new shit and creativity. Next summer, I wanna see women in African Tribal Gear. Bring that shit back.

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Women, Dead Beat Daddies, and Homo Thugs

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I’m back with another life observation. Lets talk about HOMO THUGS. This shit is out of control. Back in the day, you use to know who was gay and who wasn’t. Now, every nigga on the planet is suspect.

I’ve posted a few times about how saggin got started by homosexuals in prison and these gay ass young niggas think that shit is cool. I’ve noticed it before, but never paid much attention to it until yesterday.  These two niggas were walkin across the street in saggin skinny jeans.

I guess they figured out a way to make some gay shit look even gayer than it already did. I’m not much of a Ras Kass fan, but he said this shit back when I was in high school. “If the next new fad was Hip Hop fag, half these niggas ah be dressed in drag.”

I’m startin to believe that shit. Let me tell you my problem with skinny jeans. Only WOMEN should wear pants that tight. Plain and simple. Men shouldn’t have to jump and down to squeeze themselves into their pants. I know some of us older people remember those comercials with the woman in the mirror trying to get her pants on. Replace her with some niggas and you have today’s youth.

I put the blame on WOMEN and DEAD BEAT DAD’s. There are actually some dumb ass women that I’ve met that thinks its the thing to do, havin a baby daddy or just bein a baby momma. That shit is dumb and get dumber everytime I hear that shit. As a matter of fact, I feel like I get dumber everytime I hear ghetto bitches talk about anything at all (recent 4th of July party).

If you bitches stop lettin niggas bust nutts in you and run off, you wouldn’t be raising a generation of fuckin HOMO THUGS. These little niggas are confused as fuck. They were born male, but only have female influence, so now they gangbangin in mommies jeans. Not a good look at all.

I predict that next thug move is gonna be open toed sandals and speghetti strap shirts. If your son is stealing your jeans from your closet, and you are reading this, and you are not a man, whoop that nigga’s ass right now.

With all that said, every parent that has a kid that rocks skinny jeans needs their ass whooped immediately. If your kid doesn’t have a job and you give them money to shop, that means you are investing in turning your kid into a HOMO THUG. Stop that shit immediately.

Back in the day, In Living Color did an episode where everyone was gay and the straight kid was the weirdo for being straight. That shit is going that direction now.

Ok, now for some preachin on this homo thuggery outbreak. I knew this shit was comin years ago. Not because I’m psychic. Not because I’m super smart, but because the Bible said so. Amazing how much stuff you find in the Bible if you read it. Its always dead on accurate.

Sodom and Gomorrah

Yep, it was the cities full of homosexuals that God destroyed. I always wondered why the story was there, but its deeper than the homosexuality.

“And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous; I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.” – Genesis 18:20-21

“Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;” – Genesis 19:24

If you want to read the entire story, Genesis 18 and 19. That’s not the only place its mentioned. Its mentioned later in the NT and a very interesting point is made.

“The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.” – Isaiah 3:9

“For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly; And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds;) The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:” 2 Peter 2:4-9

For those of you not familiar, this entire chapter talks about the last days. It makes comparisons to the angels in Genesis 6 and Sodom and Gomorrah. The most interesting part is not in that body of the text that I posted. The chapter clearly refers to the end of the world. The part that puts it in real perspective is the very last verse.

“But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.” 2 Peter 2:22

For those of you that don’t understand that saying. It means, we don’t learn and we’ll do it again.

Damn I love how accurate the Bible is when it comes to prophecy. It won’t be long before they are parading through the streets again, just like in Sodom. Homosexuality is becoming the new straight, and you know exactly who I blame…

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Women Don’t Know Shit About Their Friends

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

I have a friend and me and him have been friends for about 10 years. We’ve met lots of girls and messed around with lots of girls. One thing that we do know about women is something that women don’t know about themselves. WOMEN DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS. I’ll share a few stories.

1) I met a white girl a while back, and we were friends. Actual friends and absolutely nothing sexual going on.  One day she came over with her friend that “didn’t fuck with black guys” and she was cool as hell. We were play fighting and all kinds of silly shit. Guess who calls me the next day and wants to fuck a black guy for the first time? I didn’t end up doing it, but my friend was telling me that her friend wouldn’t talk to me because I was black.

2) I have a friend that I’ve known since 7th grade. She use to be my girlfriend, but we are just good friends now. She has a friend that she swore would NEVER fuck with me. Not only did I fuck her friend, I did it the first night.

3) Another older female friend told me her sister was stuck up and wouldn’t fuck with me cause she doesn’t like dark guys.  Yep, I did that too. Both of them. LMAO

4) Most recently, my current girlfriend has a friend that is kinda cute. I was just playing around and mentioned having a 3 some to my girl. My girl proceeds to give me a long list of reasons why her friend WOULDN’T be down to do it. The main reason being “we’ve known each other too long.” My girl tells me that if her friend says yes, we can do it, but she knows she’s going to say no. So, I asked her friend, and her friend said: “I’m down, we’ve known each other for a long time, so I would be comfortable with that.” Funny how the same reason that she was supposed to say no was the very reason she said yes.

5) My homeboy is fuckin hillarious. I’m not sure exactly what he says to girls, but he has an above average track record for proving girls wrong.  About 90% of the time he ends up fuckin the girl that don’t mess with: big niggas, dark niggas, niggas with a girl, and rude niggas. Yep, that’s him and he makes a lot of progress.

6) One of my favorite moments involves 2 girls from high school. One was a very good friend of mine and the other was the stuck up girl that everybody wanted to fuck with, but couldn’t get the time of day from her.  My friend was good friends with her and she told me that this girl would NEVER talk to me because she was stuck up and mean.  Well, I started a conversation with her and we actually had fun that night. The next night she called me and came over and spent the night.  Turns out she was only miserable because nobody talked to her because they thought she was stuck up. She was just lonely. LMAO…

These are just 6 examples, mostly because my fingers hurt from typing all damn day. But the conclusion we have come to is that women don’t really know as much as they think they know about their friends.

So now ladies, let me ask you this.
Why do you ASSUME you know what your friends are going to say?
Why do you like to decide who they will and won’t talk to without even bothering to ask them?
Why are you trying to control your friend’s lives without their permission?
Don’t you think that is a little selfish?

If a girl tells me her friend likes one of my friends, I’m not going to tell her that he won’t talk to her because of xyz… He’s a grown man, just like your friends are grown, and they can make their own decisions.

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What Exactly Is Cheating?

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

Me and my girl have had this conversation a few times and we had to come up with a definition for cheating in OUR relationship. The majority of “normal” couples view cheating as being sexual with someone other than your partner.  Lets just take a look at the word for a second.

Cheating –  to practice fraud or deceit, to violate rules or regulations.

Now that we know what cheating is, all we have to do is define the rules and regulations of our relationship.  I’ll use my own for example.  I’m allowed to have a girl on the side and even do some trickin, and I don’t have to sneak around and do it. However, I do give my girl the respect of not telling her the details of what I’m doing because she asked me not to.  In fact, she just recently asked to see the other girl, and she thinks she’s pretty damn cute.

A deal breaker for us is becoming emotionally involved.  I don’t catch feelings because of sex.  I don’t talk to my side girl about personal shit, so I have no real personal connection to our situation, other than fun.  I don’t meet parents, brothers, sisters, friends, kids, dogs, cats, fish, etc… and neither does the side girl.  So by OUR definition, I’m not cheating because I have not violated any rules or regulations.  The side girl knows she’s the girl on the side, so there is no fraud or deceit going on.

For those of you who think our relationship is strange, I’m going to be real with you.  There are A LOT of WOMEN that I’ve come across that have told me they don’t care if their man fucks another woman, as long as she doesn’t know the details.  The funny thing about that, is the fact that her man doesn’t know she feels this way because he THEY DIDN’T DISCUSS THE RULES OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

I guess that goes back to that old notion that communication is important.  If they communicated, he wouldn’t have to sneak around and do some shit she didn’t care about him doing.  When he gets caught, they are usually more mad about the lying and sneaking than the actual cheating.

WOMEN, if you don’t care if your man messes around, tell him.  MEN, if you want to mess around, just ask for permission. If women don’t want a guy that cheats, find one that doesn’t.  If you guys want to mess around, and your girl doesn’t want you to, be single until you find one that doesn’t care.  It saves everybody plenty of trouble in the end.


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This Is Why Men Cheat – For The Ladies

Posted by Mr. Nice Guy on July 24, 2009

The only reason I’m posting this is because I just talked to another female that has NO clue why men cheat. A woman’s line of thinking says that if we were happy with what we have, we wouldn’t cheat.  That couldn’t be further from the truth.  Women think with emotions such as happy, sad, content, etc.  Men mostly think with LUST.  Let me give you the break down of several reason why a guy may cheat even though he has a great girl at home.

1. He doesn’t know she’s a great girl, and doesn’t care about her. This doesn’t apply to all guys that cheat, just the ones that don’t want to be tied down in a relationship.

2. Some random girl offers him some pussy. Random pussy is usually fun, especially if she doesn’t know you and you don’t know her.  There are no attachments, emotional or otherwise.

3. He just likes women.  I fall into this category myself.  I’m not leaving my girl and don’t have any plans on keeping females around for too long, especially if they start to catch feelings. I have a good friend that I messed around with, and we’ve known each other for over 10 years.  She didn’t catch feelings and neither did I.  Its all good.

4. He’s not supposed to be doing it.  Doing something you shouldn’t be doing is always fun, especially if you think you might get caught.

5. Him and his girl on SWINGERS.  Yes, couples that fuck other people. Most people forget that people like this do exist.

As far as my situation is concerned, I’m 100% happy with my girl.  I don’t want anyone new as a relationship is concerned.  Not only that, I actually have PERMISSION to do some of the stuff I do. I’m not saying I have permission to do it all, but lets just say that sex with other women isn’t a deal breaker in our relationship.

Before I get comments asking if she’s allowed to fuck with other guys, I’ll say this: She’s a grown woman and can do what she wants.  Check #5 if you’re not clear on that. The next time your man cheats, just know, its probably not you.


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