The Art Of The Orgasm – Men Read This

I hear a lot of complaints from women, that their men or men in general don’t know their way around a woman’s body. So, I figured I’d sit down and write this for all of the frustrated women, and the men that care enough to do better. If you’re a player, you definitely should read this. If you’re married, read this, it will make your sex life better.

I’ve been living with my girl for going on 5 years now, and our sex life is great. Mostly because I know exactly what I’m doing. I’ve had my share of females during our relationship that she knows about, and some that get invited back to join us. The secret to getting your girl to be a complete freak is making her cum, a lot. If you’re THE SHIT in bed and she goes to sleep before you because the sex was good, and not because you’re boring, she’ll try some new shit when you want it.

Foreplay

For some reason, most guys just want to jump right in. I do it on ocassion, but foreplay is great if you’re good at it. Good foreplay involves build up and sexual tension. If you want to really go for the gusto, you can do everything I’m about to tell you. If not, you can skip any step you like.

1. Change shit up. – I’m not quite to the sex part yet. I’m talking about costumes and role playing. Oddly enough, you don’t have to go to the porn store or stripper store to find sexy costumes. A party store usually carries costumes year round, so feel free to check them out. Both parties have to be down to play their role, and that includes the guys. EVERY guy has a young girl fantasy, as much as they may not like to admit it.

Women, trust me, your guy wants to fuck a young girl. I’m not sure how young, but it varies by the guy, sometimes a young girl is 15 and sometimes its 21, depending on his age. Its nature and has been going on for thousands of years. Anyway, back to the point. Women, if you still have some of your high school clothes, or you use to chearlead in high school and you can still fit it, put that shit on, with some sexy heels and surprise your man when he gets home. You’ll see what I mean about the young girl fantasy.

Men, know your woman’s shoe size and buy her whatever sexy shoes you want her to wear. The same goes for every other article of clothing, just buy it. When I met my girl, she didn’t possess a vibrator, sexy heels, or a costume. I made sure to change that shit real quick.

Finally, if she doesn’t have sex toys, buy her some, and grab some porn while you’re there. Watch porn with her and get her to play with her toy while you watch. If your woman is the dominant type that never wants to try anything new, buy some bondage gear, she’ll love that shit. EVERY woman has something she’s curious about, so find out what it is.

2. Dirty Talking – If you want to build up tension, call your girl or guy at work and talk dirty. Send dirty text messages or even dirty pics with a message. Sex talk is good if you know what you’re doing. It gets your partner’s brain working and their imagination going wild. If women imagine someone they love to have sex with doing something that turns them on, they’ll get wet, even at work. Women, do the same for your men, he’ll love that shit and be anxious to get back home.

If you’re at home, turn on some slow music and dance with your partner. Whisper some sexy shit in their ear and see what kind of reaction you get.

3. Going down. – Guys, focus on the clit, but don’t bite if you don’t know how, as I’ve heard some girls say, these idiot guys do.. That’s my best advice. Sure, you can do all of the other stuff down there, but licking and sucking on her clit is a sure way to get her to cum fast and a lot.

This bit of advice right here is mostly for you GUYS. Going down on your woman is not 100% for her pleasure. When a woman has an orgasm, her muscles contract and she gets tighter. Make her come 2 or 3 times from oral and see how different it feels when you start having sex.

Women, more than a few of you are not as good as you would like to believe. Too much tongue on the head doesn’t always feel good. It gets sensitive, so ease up on that. Sucking too hard doesn’t feel good, especially at the end, unless your guy likes it, don’t change up right when he’s about to climax. If you don’t mind a guy releasing in your mouth, keep doing what you were doing until he got to that point. The change up at the end sucks.

Time For The Real Deal

By now, everyone should be ready to go. If you’re not with your main girl, guys put on a condom, and women, make sure your side guy or one night stand has one on. Guys, I’m not going to give you a step by step here, just the important things you need to take note of. Women don’t need much help here, except for me to say, don’t be fucking boring. Try more than a couple of positions.

• If a girl says right there, don’t change what you’re doing.
• If a girl says harder, go harder.
• If she says faster, go faster.
• If she’s making noise, gets silent, and her body tightens up, she just had an orgasm.

Guys, this is a problem so I figured I’d address it. If you reach your orgasm too quick, its a turn off for women. ALL guys know when they are getting close to climax. Its never a surprise ladies, regardless of what a guy says. Men, when you get close to climax and she hasn’t came yet, pull out, and go down on her for 30 seconds or so, then jump back in. Its an old school porn trick. Pay attention to how many times the guys do it in porn. They do it to keep from getting a nutt too fast.

I’m sure some of you have positions you like, but guys, there is one position that will make her cum hard and fast every time. Put her on her back and put her legs back as far as is comfortable for her. It lets you get in deeper. If you really want to make some progress, put your left or your right leg up, almost like you would do when you ask her to marry you. Doing that will let you get in real deep and she’ll love it.

I’m out of advice for now, so guys and girls, try some new shit if you want to spice up your dying sex life or if you want to get people talking about how good you are. And always remember, practice makes perfect.

The Undisputed Champion

Damn, I haven’t written here in a while, but I figured, what the hell, I can post here and the other site as well right?

Last night, my girl got off work early, so we layed around and watched Deadwood together for about 5 hours. Too bad its the final season and I have to wait 2 days until NetFlix sends the last 2 discs.

Back to the story at hand. I started talkin shit, as I’m known to do on ocassion, when I’m really in the mood to fuck. If you’ve read some of my blogs, you know I’m into some weird shit, and sometimes border on perverted.

After Deadwood goes off, my girl gets in the shower and changes into a short ass skirt, a shirt from high school, and some sexy ass heels I bought her. I wish I could post a pic of my girl’s body. She use to run track, dance, and cheerlead, so she has that athletic thickness to her that I love. She’s pretty damn cute too.

Before I go in the room, a thought crosses my mind about an offer we just got from a girl we know. She wants me to watch her go down on my girl, and I was more than happy to give her a yes for this weekend. The thought of that shit gets me more than a little turned on, cause she’s sexy her damn self.

Long story short, I’m the Undisputed Champion in the bedroom still. She came 7 times in 30 minutes. Not the first time I’ve done it, but definitely rare. I usually max out at 4 in 30 minutes. No faking, I’m just that good when I want to be.

A few girls that have had the pleasure of catching me on one of my days can testify to the fact that I can usually make her cum in less than 5 minutes. When I’m in a selfish mood, all bets are off. I’m trying to get mine, so if you don’t get yours, tuff luck.

For all of you girls out there that have never experienced 7 orgasms in 30 minutes or less… wait, I’ll say 4 orgasms in 30 minutes or less, because I hear the complaints about you guys out there… try wearing some sexy shit from high school if you can still fit it. Whisper some nasty shit in his ear and see if that doesn’t encourage him to do better.

Guys, step your game up. You should know your girl’s shoe, shirt, skirt, dress, and pants size, and yes, the last 3 can be different. Buy your girl some sexy shit and have her put it on. See if it motivates you to try harder.

Boyfriend Number Two

I’m going to assume that everyone reading this has heard this dumb fuckin song. As you can guess, I’m very annoyed by this bullshit. This dude is obviously a square or a lame that has no idea what the fuck he’s talkin about. I’ve been playin the SIDE GUY or BF #2 role for a very long time, so here’s some game for you lame niggas that might be reading this:

1. If you’re BF #2, shut the fuck up whining about BF #1. If he isn’t doin half the shit you doin and you’re still BF #2, you’re doin it wrong, dumb ass.

2. Who gives a fuck if you don’t argue and fight? You’re BF #2, and you don’t have shit to argue about. You’re a JUMP OFF. Yep, girls have jump offs too. That’s exactly why you’re not BF #1 and you’re puttin in all that time and effort.

3. Learn the fuckin rules of bein BF #2. If you want to play that position, you don’t go out of your way to wife the brawd. Your job is to fuck her and that’s it. If you start to catch feelings, abort mission and go be somebodies BF #1.

Damn, I’m sick of these lame ass, whinin over somebody elses girl, skinny jean wearin, R&B, bitch niggas. Man the fuck up and stop cryin over somebody else’s bitch. As the Rock use to say, “Know your role and shut your mouth.”

How To Find A Good Man Or Woman – The Secret

I’m going to go ahead and give you the secret to finding a good man/woman since women seem to think there are no good guys left. I’ve said it a few times before, its not that there aren’t any, you just don’t know where to find them.

1. If you want a good man/woman you need to throw that stupid idea of having a type out the window.  Your “type” should be a good man/woman if you really want one. Looks have 0% to do with how someone is going to treat you. In my personal experience, some of the dumbest women I’ve met, have also been some of the prettiest.

2. People tend to attract the kind of person they are on the inside.  If you are shallow, stupid, and ghetto, those are probably the kind of people you hang around, and probably the kind of guys/girls you date.

If you like to lie, your friends probably lie, and your man/woman probably lies to you. On the other hand, if you’re intelligent, you usually want to hang around intelligent people.  If you are loving, you probably hang around loving people.  If you are genuinely a well meaning person, you’ll attract those types of people.

Remember this (and don’t steal my shite LOL), bitches usually attract dogs. Think about it.

3. The secret (for those that didn’t catch it yet) is to change who you are on the inside to attract who you want on the outside… If you don’t believe me, read the book “The Millionaire Mind” and see how your thinking is different from the millionaires in that book. They figured out how to affect their outside world by changing their mindstate.

4. This is the most important advice.  Define what a good man/woman is to YOU.  Stop listening to your dumb ass, ignorant, lonely, bitter, friends about what kind of guy you should date. If they knew, they wouldn’t be all of the above.  Don’t let your friends drop their 2 cents in your business.  They can’t hate if they don’t know shit, so keep your mouth shut about your relationship issues and when they do say some shit, tell them to mind their business.

With that said, the only exception would be if you’re getting beat everyday, then you should listen to your friends and leave.  Unless you like getting beat up (some people do), then by all means, stay and enjoy what you have.  If you can find someone to beat you up and you truly enjoy it, that’s probably your soul mate.  That goes for anything.  Find someone that likes to do what you like to do, unless you’re a drug addict.

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What Exactly Is Cheating?

Me and my girl have had this conversation a few times and we had to come up with a definition for cheating in OUR relationship. The majority of “normal” couples view cheating as being sexual with someone other than your partner.  Lets just take a look at the word for a second.

Cheating –  to practice fraud or deceit, to violate rules or regulations.

Now that we know what cheating is, all we have to do is define the rules and regulations of our relationship.  I’ll use my own for example.  I’m allowed to have a girl on the side and even do some trickin, and I don’t have to sneak around and do it. However, I do give my girl the respect of not telling her the details of what I’m doing because she asked me not to.  In fact, she just recently asked to see the other girl, and she thinks she’s pretty damn cute.

A deal breaker for us is becoming emotionally involved.  I don’t catch feelings because of sex.  I don’t talk to my side girl about personal shit, so I have no real personal connection to our situation, other than fun.  I don’t meet parents, brothers, sisters, friends, kids, dogs, cats, fish, etc… and neither does the side girl.  So by OUR definition, I’m not cheating because I have not violated any rules or regulations.  The side girl knows she’s the girl on the side, so there is no fraud or deceit going on.

For those of you who think our relationship is strange, I’m going to be real with you.  There are A LOT of WOMEN that I’ve come across that have told me they don’t care if their man fucks another woman, as long as she doesn’t know the details.  The funny thing about that, is the fact that her man doesn’t know she feels this way because he THEY DIDN’T DISCUSS THE RULES OF THE RELATIONSHIP.

I guess that goes back to that old notion that communication is important.  If they communicated, he wouldn’t have to sneak around and do some shit she didn’t care about him doing.  When he gets caught, they are usually more mad about the lying and sneaking than the actual cheating.

WOMEN, if you don’t care if your man messes around, tell him.  MEN, if you want to mess around, just ask for permission. If women don’t want a guy that cheats, find one that doesn’t.  If you guys want to mess around, and your girl doesn’t want you to, be single until you find one that doesn’t care.  It saves everybody plenty of trouble in the end.

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This Is Why Men Cheat – For The Ladies

The only reason I’m posting this is because I just talked to another female that has NO clue why men cheat. A woman’s line of thinking says that if we were happy with what we have, we wouldn’t cheat.  That couldn’t be further from the truth.  Women think with emotions such as happy, sad, content, etc.  Men mostly think with LUST.  Let me give you the break down of several reason why a guy may cheat even though he has a great girl at home.

1. He doesn’t know she’s a great girl, and doesn’t care about her. This doesn’t apply to all guys that cheat, just the ones that don’t want to be tied down in a relationship.

2. Some random girl offers him some pussy. Random pussy is usually fun, especially if she doesn’t know you and you don’t know her.  There are no attachments, emotional or otherwise.

3. He just likes women.  I fall into this category myself.  I’m not leaving my girl and don’t have any plans on keeping females around for too long, especially if they start to catch feelings. I have a good friend that I messed around with, and we’ve known each other for over 10 years.  She didn’t catch feelings and neither did I.  Its all good.

4. He’s not supposed to be doing it.  Doing something you shouldn’t be doing is always fun, especially if you think you might get caught.

5. Him and his girl on SWINGERS.  Yes, couples that fuck other people. Most people forget that people like this do exist.

As far as my situation is concerned, I’m 100% happy with my girl.  I don’t want anyone new as a relationship is concerned.  Not only that, I actually have PERMISSION to do some of the stuff I do. I’m not saying I have permission to do it all, but lets just say that sex with other women isn’t a deal breaker in our relationship.

Before I get comments asking if she’s allowed to fuck with other guys, I’ll say this: She’s a grown woman and can do what she wants.  Check #5 if you’re not clear on that. The next time your man cheats, just know, its probably not you.

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Women Don’t Want Real Men

As you get older, you start to understand a few things in life.  You do things you said you would NEVER do, and you learn that people don’t always say what they mean.

Women, for example want a guy that likes them for who they are inside (in most cases), but they put on make up to look different, heels to look taller (but very sexy), they have cosmetic surgery, get implants, wear push up bras, etc… in order to create what Chris Rock referred to as, “the visual lie.”

Women like to be lied to.  For example, if I tell 10 women I just want sex, chances are, only 2 (the real ones) will be game up front. Out of the other 8, you’ll get the following types:

Some that really don’t want sex (also real ones)
Some that do want sex, but don’t want to hear it up front (fake ones)
Ones that want you to be their man long enough to have sex (fake again)

If a guy really wants to have sex with a woman, he’ll lie and pretend to be everything she wants in order to get into her pants.  He knows that she wants to have sex, but that she doesn’t want to be honest with herself, so she fools herself into thinking its ok to have sex with a boyfriend, but not just some random guy that she doesn’t know.

NEWSFLASH: If a guy lies to you to get you into bed, and it takes him 3 months, you still don’t know him!!! You could have saved yourself 3 months of wasted time if you had just fucked him the first night… Congratulations, you get to move on and fuck the next guy, and the next, and the next until you find that right one… (see my blog Sluts vs. Whores)

If you’re one of those women that want a real man, just be real and say what you want up front because guys like myself that don’t want a serious relationship will respect it and tell you upfront, so that in the end, there are no hurt feelings, and no one feels like they were deceived.

Holla at ya boy when you want a real man…

My Relationship Status

Ladies are always asking me about my relationship status, so I figured I’d go ahead and explain it.  To answer the question, yes, I have a girl, I have quite a few of them to be 100% real.  They all know about each other and some are even friends.

I don’t claim to be a player, pimp, mac, or any of those other cornball names that guys call themselves.  I’m just me and I like women.  God shouldn’t have done such a good job when He created them, then maybe I could get along fine with only one, but He did, and I can’t.

I like all types of women.  Big, small, short, tall, skinny, thick, dark, light, and white.  I really don’t discriminate when it comes women.  If you’re cool, then we can kick it.  If not, I don’t care how cute you think you are, I don’t kick it with boring, stuck up, women.

If you aren’t the jealous type, or you can deal with chillin with me as a friend without trying to start drama, we can definitely have a cool friendship.  If you’re looking for a man, I’m probably not the guy for you.  Just keepin it real.